Living the Dream

Life has been good lately and we've just been following our dream. Our new home is coming along, the kitchen and the toilet is completely renovated and it turned out just fucking awesome. I'll post some pictures this week. We're turning our farm into some kind of dog center with breeding, a dog shop and we'll even host lessons for people who want's to learn more about working with dogs. At the moment we are studying in Gothenburg to become certified dog instructors which will take about a year. Other than that I've been driving around in my tractor, just enjoying life, smoking cigars and drinking coffee. By the way, I've lost 22 kg so far. That's nice!

The Saw is Family

Yes we have finally moved! Ended up getting the farm I mentioned in a previous post. It's nice to open the door and know that everything you see, you own. We can pretty much run around butt naked and no one is bothered about it. That's an awesome feeling! I even found an old chainsaw in the barn with the following text engraved in the blade "The Saw is Family". I bet the previous owners really liked to saw stuff.

Panthea Village

I'm relaxing in a hotel lobby at Panthea Village in Ayia Napa, Cyprus. It's really hot down here, I mean REALLY hot! When we arrived at the airport yesterday it felt like being hit with a sledgehammer of molten lava. I was a bit nervous at first, thinking that I would have to go to the hospital or something but after 5 liters of ice cold water I felt a bit better. The hotel is located right next to the ocean so we're sun bathing and swimming a lot. Me and my father looks like fat sea lions floating around. The only negative thing I have to say is that it's really fucking expensive. A little salad is about 10 € (100 swedish crowns) and a steak with potatoes is about 17 €. I enjoy Cyprus and most people are nice but I can't recommend Panthea Village.

Old MacDonald had a Farm

We might become farmers in a near future. I'm not allowed to speak of it, yet. There's unspeakable evil stiring in the far east and the darkness is clouding my vision. But yet I can feel the thorns of his crown ever so present. Behold, the whore of Babylon! In other words, I'm hungry.

It's a Nice Day for Weather

I'm just hangin' outside our house with my macbook pro just chillin'. Oh my fucking god what a lovely day! The sun is grillin' so I'm taking the opportunity getting a gorgeous sun tan. And on top of this I've lost 14 kg (thats like 30 pounds) in the last couple of months. My goal is to lose a total of 35 kilos this year. Today I love you all my little retards!

Mobile Telephone

It's so annoying with people calling at the wrong time. For instance, when you have nothing to do noone calls. As soon as you go to the bathroom or go out for a walk someone calls. It's typical. I've learnt to handle it now though. I just turn of my phone when I don't want to be disturbed. It's not that I don't give a fuck about you, it's just that I don't give a fuck about you for the moment.

The Watch of Doom

Got my watch back today, it just stopped working a few weeks ago. Well, now it's working again. Thank you Mr. Hugo Boss for fixing my watch. I'll remember to send you a christmas card. Please make me a tailored gimp suite made from pubic hair for my next birthday.