Living the Dream

Life has been good lately and we've just been following our dream. Our new home is coming along, the kitchen and the toilet is completely renovated and it turned out just fucking awesome. I'll post some pictures this week. We're turning our farm into some kind of dog center with breeding, a dog shop and we'll even host lessons for people who want's to learn more about working with dogs. At the moment we are studying in Gothenburg to become certified dog instructors which will take about a year. Other than that I've been driving around in my tractor, just enjoying life, smoking cigars and drinking coffee. By the way, I've lost 22 kg so far. That's nice!

The Saw is Family

Yes we have finally moved! Ended up getting the farm I mentioned in a previous post. It's nice to open the door and know that everything you see, you own. We can pretty much run around butt naked and no one is bothered about it. That's an awesome feeling! I even found an old chainsaw in the barn with the following text engraved in the blade "The Saw is Family". I bet the previous owners really liked to saw stuff.

Panthea Village

I'm relaxing in a hotel lobby at Panthea Village in Ayia Napa, Cyprus. It's really hot down here, I mean REALLY hot! When we arrived at the airport yesterday it felt like being hit with a sledgehammer of molten lava. I was a bit nervous at first, thinking that I would have to go to the hospital or something but after 5 liters of ice cold water I felt a bit better. The hotel is located right next to the ocean so we're sun bathing and swimming a lot. Me and my father looks like fat sea lions floating around. The only negative thing I have to say is that it's really fucking expensive. A little salad is about 10 € (100 swedish crowns) and a steak with potatoes is about 17 €. I enjoy Cyprus and most people are nice but I can't recommend Panthea Village.

Old MacDonald had a Farm

We might become farmers in a near future. I'm not allowed to speak of it, yet. There's unspeakable evil stiring in the far east and the darkness is clouding my vision. But yet I can feel the thorns of his crown ever so present. Behold, the whore of Babylon! In other words, I'm hungry.

It's a Nice Day for Weather

I'm just hangin' outside our house with my macbook pro just chillin'. Oh my fucking god what a lovely day! The sun is grillin' so I'm taking the opportunity getting a gorgeous sun tan. And on top of this I've lost 14 kg (thats like 30 pounds) in the last couple of months. My goal is to lose a total of 35 kilos this year. Today I love you all my little retards!

Mobile Telephone

It's so annoying with people calling at the wrong time. For instance, when you have nothing to do noone calls. As soon as you go to the bathroom or go out for a walk someone calls. It's typical. I've learnt to handle it now though. I just turn of my phone when I don't want to be disturbed. It's not that I don't give a fuck about you, it's just that I don't give a fuck about you for the moment.

The Watch of Doom

Got my watch back today, it just stopped working a few weeks ago. Well, now it's working again. Thank you Mr. Hugo Boss for fixing my watch. I'll remember to send you a christmas card. Please make me a tailored gimp suite made from pubic hair for my next birthday.

The Guitar Gear Blog

I'm starting another blog called "The Guitar Gear Blog". It will contain information, tips and tricks for anyone interested in guitars. Check it out! http://theguitargearblog.blogspot.com/

World of Warcraft

I've been playing a little WoW the last few weeks. Not much, just like 1 hour a day at most but I've done quite some progress with a few characters. It's amazing how easy it is to earn in game gold with your professions. But now with summer and all I don't think I'll be playing much.

Recording Album

I've started to record guitars and bass for my upcoming album. The drums are done but need some more work. I hope to have the bass and rhythm guitars ready within a month. Might sound like a long time but I'm busy with other things.

The Hedge Cutter

I bought a hedge cutter yesterday. It's a Fiskars Poltergeist 2000. So today I'll cut the hedges and do some garden work. I'll have to use some protection gear but I only have a hockey mask so I hope my neighbours won't mistake me for Jason Voorhees.

Image Composite Editor

I just dowloaded a software called Image Composite Editor. Apparently you can "stitch" images together with this. I must admit that it works perfectly. I'm totally blown away by this software. Did I mention that it's free? Here's a little test I did. The quality of the photo is poor but you can't see it's several pictures jointed together.
Check it out and download here!

Affliction & New Rock

I'm lurking the internet looking for some new clothes. Right now I'm checking at affliction and new rock's website. I'll have to clean the apartment today.

BBQ of Destruction

Had an old fashioned barbeque today. OMFG what a tasty experience.

John Bauer

About six months ago we bought some John Bauer paintings printed on canvas. Don't remember the website but it was cheap and they looked good. The texture almost feels like a real painting, kinda cool. Anyway a few weeks ago we went to a shop that makes frames and stuff and today we got them back. I'll try to post some pictures when I get time.

Recording Studio

Yes indeed! I'm starting a recording studio with my buddy Oscar. This is a dream I've had for many years so it's something of a religous feeling now that it's really happening. You'll be able to follow the birth of the studio on another website. I'll post the link when the time comes.

Plants VS Zombies

I'm starting to grow stuff. You can never have too many hobbies :) I'll post some pictures and more info later on this matter. By the way, I realized that this is my first post in err... like 3 months. I've been busy with urgent matters. I'll try to post more in the future.

Getting Rid of Stuff

Going through stuff, sorting out things to throw away. Old magazines, clothes, empty boxes etc. The diet is right on track but I can feel the effects of it. I'm tired and exhausted. Can't stop thinking about pizza, cheese... Mmm. My stomach is making funny noises.

Hollywood Director!

I've spent most of the day recording guitar videos. Just to learn how the camera works. I now see myself as a recording guru.

Shopping Spree

I'm just back from a little shopping spree which resulted in some skin products and a full collection of bathroom towels in different sizes and a bathrobe from Marks Pelle Vävare. Luckaly for me there's a Marks Pelle Vävare outlet where I live, since it's a local company. If you go to NK in Gothenburg or Stockholm you'll find the exact same products but a completely different price. The bathrobe costed me 1100 kr but if you go to NK you'll have to pay about 2400 kr. That's sick.

Snow Everywhere!

Woke up today and discovered that it was snow everywhere and I still have no coffee so I had to drive to mc donalds yet again. My human body experiment is going along as planned. My daily intake is about 800 calories for the moment.

No Coffee!

I didn't recieve my Nespresso coffee capsules today so I'm pissed. I had to drive to mc donalds to get a cup. I really hate mc donalds, the food tastes like crap and you never get what you actually order. Always missing something like the meat in your burger (that really happened once). Luckaly I'm on a diet so I don't eat that kind of shit.

First Post 2010

This is my first blog post this year. So far so good but I have no coffee. I hope I recieve my shipment from Nespresso today or I'll go bananaz.