IPRED and SHIT

Vilken fruktansvärt sjuk tid vi lever i egentligen. IPRED-lagen måste nog räknas till bland de sjukaste lagförslagen i modern tid. Ett sådant lagförslag måste ju kokats ihop av gamla byrokratgubbar som inte förstår ett skit om vad det handlar om. Det händer att jag laddar ner olaglig musik men samtidigt så köper jag mer skivor nu än någonsin tidigare. Om jag t.ex. laddar ner några album så kanske jag tycker att ett är riktigt bra, då köper jag det. Om det inte är bra så är det bara att radera det. Smidigt och man slipper slänga ut pengar på skivor som är skit. När det gäller program så skulle det inte förvåna mig om en del tillverkare själva sprider sina program på internet. Många programvaror har nog blivit branschstandard just pga. att de fanns lättillgängliga så att folk kunde tanka ner dem och lära sig dem. Jag började själv att använda Cubase för många år sedan just för att jag fick en piratkopia av en vän. På den tiden var man ung och arbetslös och hade aldrig haft råd att införskaffa det på laglig väg. Numera så har man en laglig version av Cubase och så sent som förra veckan köpte jag ett program som jag fick betala tre tusen kronor för. Nej tack, låt bli mitt internet!

Sleeping Beauty

I've really learned to appreciate the weekends. No stupid alarm clock that wakes you up. Just sleep for as long as you want. Oh my god, I love weekends.

Orchestra of Death

Oh my fucking god have I been sick. I think I have some deadly flu or something. Or maybe some flesh eating maggots crawling inside my body... eating me from within. I might have been slightly exaggerating there but still, I've been sick as hell. I barely left the bed last weekend unless for going to the bathroom since I didn't want to soil myself. It's been a few weeks since I last posted anything on this godforsaken blog. Got a bunch of e-mails from people saying that internet is boring without my daily words of wisdom. Thank you for your support, stay mentally ill guys!

Rise From Your Grave

I've been busy moving out from my old apartment.

Global Cutting

I've been quite busy. I bought a set of 5 Global knifes last week. Really good for chopping some mushrooms and stuff. They cut through steel like warm butter on a hot summer day. Oh yeah, I've been searching the web for a new car. Why are they so damn expensive? Please baby Jesus give me some dough...

Road of Sorrow

Me and my homeboy Joel went on a little roadtrip to explore and conquer the world. We ended up at this place in the middle of nowhere. Unfortunately we didn't find any ownage this time but I did manage to take a picture for your pleasure.

Diareea of the Dead

Dawn of the Dead is one of my all time favourite movies. So I was thrilled when I inserted Diary of the Dead into my DVD player. I don't know what happened to George A. Romero, I'm guessing he finally did turn into a zombie himself. This should be called Diareea of the Dead. Batman I forgive you, please come back.

The Ikea Dream

The new wardrobe from Ikea fits like a dream. It's about 1 cm from the ceiling. Now we don't need to have our clothes all over the apartment and that's nice. I've been thinking about saving up for a new car, I don't know what else to buy. I think I have just about everything I want for the moment. I think my ownage would be complete if I'd manage to save enough to buy a wicked death mobile.

Hello World

I haven't done anythig remotely exciting today. Just been relaxing and watching some TV. I'd like to take some outdoor pictures but this godforsaken weather is getting the best of me. I've just ordered a new camera objective so I hope spring is coming early this year. I wouldn't count on it though, 2009 feels like a shitty year. It's a good thing that I also ordered a Wacom drawing tablet so I can sit and draw boobs on rainy days. I also ordered some other juicy stuff but it's a surprise.

And the Results

I have been working with some new drawers and doors we bought to our old bookshelf. The color isn't 100% right. I had very poor lightning when I shot them. But you can see where I'm going. I've got a one way ticket to wonderland.

Assembling of Ikea

I've dedicated this day to assembling things from yesterdays Ikea run. I must say that Ikea rocks like a stabwounded midget on crack. I'll post some pictures when I'm done with everything. That way you can enjoy it just as much as I do. I'm glad that our appartment is coming along. Not much more to go before the ultimate ownage is unleashed.

Spellbound by the Lake

We went to Ikea today. On our way we passed a little lake. Luckely I had my camera with me and I'm very satisfied with the result. I've decided to call this pice of art "Spellbound by the Lake". I can almost see a John Bauer troll lurking around in the forrest.

Father Christmas

Christmas is soon over and a new year awaits. I'd like to thank you for visiting my blog this year and as a token of my appreciation I'd like to share some pictures of our home with you. Tomorrow we'll go to Ikea and pick up some more furniture. Todays word of wisdom, "If I could find my ownage so can you!". Happy hollidays!

Gears of War 2

I bought Gears of War 2 a few days ago. I've only been playing it for a couple of hours so I'm not going to give you a deep review of the game but I can tell you that it's a solid piece of work. I especially enjoy the new multiplayer game mode called "horde" where you and your team mates will have to slaughter waves of incoming locusts. Probably one of the best xbox games this year.

The Dark Knight

Yesterday we went to the local video store and picked up Batman The Dark Knight on blue-ray. According to voters on IMDB it's one of the best movies ever made. It must have been a different version of "The Dark Night" because what I watched sucked gloryhole. One of those movies where you realize that you've just wasted 120 minutes of your life and you'll never get them back. I wish I'd watched "Days of Our Life" instead. Enough about that.

Another World

I've decided that instead of switching language on this blog I'll create a new blog. Yes, Ownage of Midgetfuck will continue to spread ownage world wide.

Switching Language

This is a big day in my life. I'm going to switch language on my blog to Swedish. It's way easier to express yourself in your native language, så ät skit ni som inte förstår svenska.

High Definition Video

Yay I finally got my Blue Ray player! Haven't even unpacked it yet but I can already feel the power. This evening is going to be sweet! Just chill with my wife and watch some movie. Have to start collection Blue Ray discs now. We also ordered a surround system for the bedroom that should be arriving this week. Time to connect the ownage.

Wonders of WWW

I just stumbled upon the sickest forum I've even seen. It's some kind of gore/mondo/bizarre community website. No wonder the world is the way it is with sick fuckers like this running around. I think that viruses like HIV is a good thing. I hope that every single human gets infected with hiv and dies, including myself. Wait a minute, there are still soo much stuff I want to buy. I'm also planning on getting a sports car so we'll just have to wait with the dying part a bit longer. Anyway, I think most people agree with me that the human species is the most ferocious, brutal and egoistic animal of all.

Portrait of Flesh

Who's this gorgeus man looking at you? It's a self portrait for my new collection. This particular piece of art is called Portrait of Flesh. My original idea was to draw it on a 24 x 20 inch canvas in human feces and call it Portrait of Feces. But you know how it is. Sometimes the finished product is different from what you first had in mind. Tomorrow I'll celebrate my success in life with a bottle of champagne and a fat cigar.