Sunday, 30 March 2008

The Power of Septum

Have you ever seen such a gorgeous looking guy? No, I didn't think so. I played around with photoshop and came up with this artistic looking piece of art. Maybe I could sell t-shirts with this print or big posters. Enough about that. I'm quite busy today. I have so much stuff to do that I don't have time to blog about it. I'll check in later.

Saturday, 29 March 2008

Cromonic and Personal Ad

I'm working like a lunatic on the new Cromonic demo CD. Hopefully it will be released before this summer, only vocals left. I also would like to thank my friend Tobiah for making me a personal video ad. I hope to find more friends to help me gain achievements. So please take a look at the video below and let me know if you're interested.



Friday, 28 March 2008

Gothenburg Tattoo Expo

The Gothenburg Tattoo Expo kicks off today and I'll be there. I will be competing with my hand tattoo in the category "best small one". This is the first time I compete and it would be fucking sweet to win. Right now I'm waiting for Liina. I sent her to pick up my new headphones. I really appreciate it! Damn, must grab something to eat. I think I'll have some chinese food and watch some porn.

Now I'm back from the Gothenburg Tattoo Expo and it was fun as hell! I talked with tons of interesting people and bought some really cool stuff. And finally I got my septum piercing done! The only negative thing I could say about it was the competition which was a setup. One of the arrangers won.

Thursday, 27 March 2008

Male Friendship

My good old friend Thomas aka Plec visited me yesterday. We spent the evening working on our secret project of world domination. Then we ordered pizza and watched the new Rambo movie. He spent the night but we did not share the same bed. There's nothing stronger than the love between to hairy men though. Today we worked some more, had some more pizza and then the fun was over. Very nice little gathering, I think it's been about two years since last time. Pictures to come.

Wednesday, 26 March 2008

The Leprechauns Gold

I feel that I'm about to recieve my fair share of the leprechauns gold. If you don't know what a leprechaun is you can check out the link at the bottom of this post. I added the link because all my readers are to lazy to use google. By the way, not to be mistaken for leprosy which is a completely different thing so I'll add a link to it as well. I should really be in bed because I must get up in three hours. God bless you.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Leprechaun
wikipedia.org/wiki/Leprosy

Tuesday, 25 March 2008

Time to Rock Again

It's time to unleash the beast yet once again. I'm talking about some serious guitar masturbation. In fact, I haven't played guitar for at least a month so I have a lot of catching up to do. I've noticed that you don't have as much time when you grow older. When you're young you have time to do anything. Now when I wake up I make a cup of coffe, check my e-mails and then it's time to go to bed again. I think I'll read a book.

Monday, 24 March 2008

Headphones and Banjos

I need a new pair of headphones so I can work at home. The acoustics in my bedroom really sucks and everything I've ever recorded sounds like shit. I'm going to buy a pair of Beyerdynamic DT 770 Pro. There's no shortcuts to good sound. Well, maybe if you worship the mighty audio gods. Speaking of gods, I must buy Deliverance (1972) on DVD. Burt Reynolds is god and the "scream like a pig" scene is priceless. I wonder why they can't make good movies these days. It's just like music, everything was better in the good old days.

Sunday, 23 March 2008

Sunday Bloody Sunday

I was up all night working on a new project. I've got about two hours of sleep so I'm really tired right now. Not even a power nap will cure this. I promise, if I fall asleep now I will probably sleep all day but I don't have much of a choice. At least I know how it feels to be a zombie, wicked!

I'm back. A few hours of sleep can cure even the most sickest brain. The symptoms of turning into a zombie is gone, for now. I tried to get my homie Bernie to invite me to Rainbow Six 2 but without success. I think he hates me for not giving him entrance to my glory hole. By the way, I've started sketching on some japanese stuff. I wish I was a samurai.

Saturday, 22 March 2008

The Town of Death

I grew up in a town called Borås. I pretty much hate everything about it. I still go there once in a while to visit some old friends or do some shopping. Other than that I just try to stay the hell away from that godforsaken shit hole. I went there today because I needed to buy some stuff for my apartment and I found some quite cool stuff. I´m going to post some pictures later on today if things goes as planned.

In the Middle of the Night

I did not get enough sleep last night due to the fact that I was masturbating like a madman, so today I thought; why not take a power nap. Yeah right! I slept all fucking day long. I wake up sometime in the evening not even knowing where the fuck I was. I hate when this kind of shit happens! Well, at least I did something good today. I went to Gothenburg to pick up a friend who needed to get back home. It's like in the middle of the night now and I'm not tired at all. But I'll try to sleep anyway. I think I'm going to read a book, maybe that will help. Right now I'm reading "svensk maffia", you can translate that to "Swedish Mafia". It's a very interesting book about organized crime in sweden, mostly motorcylce organizations. You can even see the cover of the book in my previous post. The second picture. Tomorrow I'm going back to the old house to get the last of my stuff and do some cleaning. Good night and may you burn in hell!

Thursday, 20 March 2008

The Cleaning God

This day is dedicated to the great cleaning god aka grandmother. And I have a special technique when I clean my apartment. It's actually a secret so don't bother asking. I was supposed to go and se a friend perform at a rock club this evening but someone infected me with a vicious virus. I probably have the flu or something and it's very fucking annoying. I'd better be well before the Gothenburg Tattoo Expo or I will crush something. It's about a week from now so I should be fine. While we're on the subject I'd also like to mention that I get many requests from people that wants to see more pictures on my blog. Your prayers are answered because today I'm taking pictures of my xbox collection and some other funny stuff. I just realized that I must buy some more furniture but it's way more fun to by electronics.



Wednesday, 19 March 2008

Headache of Destruction

I've got a serious headache. I was going to play some Rainbow Six this evening but I guess my headache will be a problem. So I think I'll just chill, maybe watch some movie or draw something funny like a giant vagina with wings. Speaking of funny stuff, damn I love piracy. I can see why people download movies, music, applications etc. I want to point out that it's not something I do personally, since it's very illegal. I watched some anti piracy ad where they compared it with stealing cars and killing people. But it you really think about it, trying to sell their overpriced cd's and games is comparable with rape and torture. Yes, I just remembered that I bought a book today so now I know what to do.

Rainbow Six: Vegas 2

I'm just back from a little road trip with my homie Bernie. The purpose with our little trip was to get the new Rainbow Six and we succeeded with our mission. I even found a parking space right outside the game store and I think that baby jesus christ himself had something to do with it, that silly old shit smearing stab wound fucker. Well, I'm going to take a power nap now. Sleeping is one of my biggest hobbies.

Tuesday, 18 March 2008

The Laptop of Doom

Just like the title says, I've got a laptop now. Awesome since I have a lot of ideas and several projects that I'm working with. It's cool to be able to work anywhere and bring your own computer to show your presentations, your portfolio etc. Today I have some appointments and a lot of work to do and if I get any time over I'll start working with some paintings for my apartment. But right now it's off to Tony's for a cup of coffee.

Monday, 17 March 2008

Global Warming

Fucking hell it's been snowing all night long. I thought global warming should have solved this problem. At least I'm doing my share so don't blame me. I take the car even if it's only to my neighbour and we live in the same house. So what's happening today? I think I'll polish all my shoes and drink way to much coffee while doing it. I also need to finish up some graphics I'm working on. Don't forget to visit all my friends blogs where you can find lots of wisdom. Yeah, I've polished my shoes now. I even added a picture. God damn I love New Rock.


Sunday, 16 March 2008

Slacker Vacation

I need a break. I just want to walk around butt naked in my apartment, watch some movies, draw, play my guitar and sleep all day long. Yes, fuck it all. I'm going to bed now motherfuckers. I have to do some sketches tonight though, it's for a friends tattoo, nice stuff. Maybe I'll post a picture on my blog.

Saturday, 15 March 2008

Horiyoshi III Exhibition

I went to the local museum today and I think it was the first time in my life that I visited a museum without being forced in any way. It was a exhibition of japanese tattoo art by Horiyoshi III. And of course, on the way home we stopped by at Tony's for a quick cup of coffee. I almost forgot, at breakfast I went to my friend Joel. We played some N+, smoked a Cohiba and had a few beers. I'll spend the rest of this evening with some Gears of War and then some World of Warcraft.

Friday, 14 March 2008

Back in Business

Things are up and running again! For once the telephone company did something right so now I'm back in business baby! It's almost to good to be true. If I'd had a Cohiba cigar right now I would be in heaven but I'll most certainly end up in hell anyway. I'll probably take it very easy tonight, maybe watch a movie, play some xbox 360 and masturbate, maybe even play some guitar. Oh my fucking god! I just got a present from my dear old friend Peter, three Cohiba cigars! It's like one of the best presents ever, thank you Pete and may satan bring damnation upon your soul! I also bought World of Warcraft today. Time to boost.

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

The Unveiling

I get tons of e-mails from people that want to see my new hand tattoo and here it is. Just look at this beautiful piece of artwork. Many thanks to Ed Perdomo! I'd also like to mention that I get internet this friday if the telephone company doesn't fuck me again. To be honest with you, Telia have fucked me so hard over the years that I could fit a 42" plasma tv in my asshole. Quite a neat party trick though.

Sunday, 9 March 2008

Almost done

Now I've moved just about everything and I'm settling in just fine in my new place. I should have internet on friday the 14:th next week. It kind of sucks having no internet but I guess it's good in a way, I have time to do other stuff like reading the holy bible.

Thursday, 6 March 2008

Ullared Slaughterhouse

Looks like I'm going to Ullared today. For those who don't know what Ullared is, consider yourself a lucky fuck because It's one of Swedens largest shopping centers. Usually packed with annoying people, most of them drooling senior citizens. I really wish I had a stun gun at times like these. If you want to know how a day on Ullared feels just take a look at the picture at the bottom of this post. I'm settling into my new place just fine. Unfortunately I don't have internet, yet. But last time I spoke with the telephone company they promised I'd have internet within a week. Sounds good, but I can bet a glass of cum on that it will take a month. I've been waiting 2 months on my new cellular phone. I called them a few days ago and they had forgotten about it and would send it as soon as possible. I hope I get compensation in some way but I guess that's a bit much to ask for from a company run by inbred retards in gimp suits and gas masks connected to their assholes.

Wednesday, 5 March 2008

Taking care of business

Like the title says I'm taking care of business. I've moved all my stuff to the new apartment so now I'm only cleaning up in my old house. It's kind of funny when you find stuff that you never knew you had in the first place, even tho it's usually just some insignifent junk but yet like a little surprise. I love surprises. Like when you're walking about in the middle of the night minding your own business and suddenly someone sneaks up from behind and beats you in the neck with a nightstick and then smears shit all over your face. Damn, I want a cold beer now.

Tuesday, 4 March 2008

Owning the Road

I've been busy today as usual. First I had to do some errands in town, like changeing my mail address and some other boring stuff. So on the way home I felt I had to do something a bit more fun. I came up with the brilliant idea to play some Colin McRae Rally and I'm not talking about the videogame. I wish I could have captured my godlike driving skills on video. Unfortunately I don't have a video camera. It was fun but I don't think my car is suitable for this kind of treatment, when I got out of the car the whole fucking thing was smoking and you could feel the stench of death.

Monday, 3 March 2008

Nanking Massacre

In my last blog post I wrote about the Nanking Massacre. I think that the swedish telephone company Telia is very influenced by the imperial japanese army. I'm trying to get broadband in my new apartment but I don't want to have a regular phone. Apparently you need to be a rocket scientist to achieve this. I have been calling them every day for a week and each time I get a different answer. But I know what they're doing. They are trying to drive people insane. And I like it a lot!

I had some exclusive coffee and a some fine Valrhona chocolate with Oscar this evening. He wanted to check out my new apartment and smell my ownage. It was a nice gathering but we had to end it when I got a stroke. After this I went to have some dinner with Eveliina and a couple of friends. By the way I fucking love my new tattoo. I'll try to get more work done by Ed.

Funny facts from Japan

No wonder that the Japanese people are so perverted and strange. I'm talking about Bukkake and girls eating feces and stuff like that. If you look at Japanese history it's obvious. I found some interesting facts on wikipedia. Here's a quote taken from the website. If you want to learn more about the massacre I suggest you check out the link at the bottom of this post and watch the movie "Men Behind the Sun".
The Japanese started selecting prisoners and everyday one prisoner was taken out and killed and eaten by the soldiers. I personally saw this happen and about 100 prisoners were eaten at this place by the Japanese. The remainder of us were taken to another spot 50 miles [80 km] away where 10 prisoners died of sickness. At this place, the Japanese again started selecting prisoners to eat. Those selected were taken to a hut where their flesh was cut from their bodies while they were alive and they were thrown into a ditch where they later died.

And if you think about it, the Germans are also into very kinky stuff. Like latex, leather, pissing in each others mouths etc. And I guess you could say they've had kind of a ruff history as well. I wonder if there's any connection. Don't get me wrong because I like Japanese stuff. You know samurais, sushi, martial arts etc.

wikipedia.org/japanese _human_experimentations

Sunday, 2 March 2008

The Power of Christ

I don't really have anything important to blog about today. But I want to thank my homies Berne and Joel for helping me out with the move, if I where gay I would fuck you guys up the ass. And a big thank you to Eveliina for everything you're helping me with.

Saturday, 1 March 2008

Sweet Home Alabama

I'm back from Tattoo Meltdown and I'm so tired right now. I could hardly get some sleep last night. I think it could have something to do with way too much caffeine and that I have so many things going on right now. Oh, and I've got a new tattoo! I was checking out the different tattoo booths when I came across a guy named Ed Perdomo. It turned out to be the best choice I could have done. The tattoo turned out better than I ever could imagine. A really funny guy as well, so it was a great experience. A picture is coming up soon. Going to take a break now, get some rest because tonight I'm moving.