Telia vs The Axe Man

Telia managed to own me to hell yet once again. I have to give them credit for owning a owner. This is what happened. A month ago we moved into our new house. We contacted Telia, our ISP and told them to move our broadband to our new location. We had to wait almost three fucking weeks. One week ago we finally got the fucking shit to work but my wife called telia and said that we also would like a regular phone hooked up. Last friday a guy that looked like leatherface from the texas chainsaw massacre rings the door bell and tells us that our phone now works. Cool. But our internet was dead... turns out that leatherface has killed our internet. We called Telia to ask them what the fuck was going on. "You didn't want internet, just a regular phone line", they answered. I told them "what the fuck, we never said that we didn't want internet, we said that we would like to add a regular phone as well you fucking fucks!". "Oh, I see". Technically they could start our internet right away, but... we had to place an order and it would take three weeks, again, before the internet would start to work. I told the lady that she should place an order to get her head checked out and hang up the phone. Then I called another ISP company.

Nanking Massacre

In my last blog post I wrote about the Nanking Massacre. I think that the swedish telephone company Telia is very influenced by the imperial japanese army. I'm trying to get broadband in my new apartment but I don't want to have a regular phone. Apparently you need to be a rocket scientist to achieve this. I have been calling them every day for a week and each time I get a different answer. But I know what they're doing. They are trying to drive people insane. And I like it a lot!

I had some exclusive coffee and a some fine Valrhona chocolate with Oscar this evening. He wanted to check out my new apartment and smell my ownage. It was a nice gathering but we had to end it when I got a stroke. After this I went to have some dinner with Eveliina and a couple of friends. By the way I fucking love my new tattoo. I'll try to get more work done by Ed.