Thursday, 6 March 2008

Ullared Slaughterhouse

Looks like I'm going to Ullared today. For those who don't know what Ullared is, consider yourself a lucky fuck because It's one of Swedens largest shopping centers. Usually packed with annoying people, most of them drooling senior citizens. I really wish I had a stun gun at times like these. If you want to know how a day on Ullared feels just take a look at the picture at the bottom of this post. I'm settling into my new place just fine. Unfortunately I don't have internet, yet. But last time I spoke with the telephone company they promised I'd have internet within a week. Sounds good, but I can bet a glass of cum on that it will take a month. I've been waiting 2 months on my new cellular phone. I called them a few days ago and they had forgotten about it and would send it as soon as possible. I hope I get compensation in some way but I guess that's a bit much to ask for from a company run by inbred retards in gimp suits and gas masks connected to their assholes.

2 comments:

Chewbacca said...

Telia is the phonecompany from hell... they fuck you right up in your G spot everytime! xD

ll* AEGARN *ll said...

Fuck ullared its just like the mentalinstitution i was signed into in the early 70:s. NOT a nice experience you know longbaths with freezing cold water and big nubian negros raping you in every hole of your body with the dicks in size between 8-10 inches also called a footlong of cock.