And the Results

I have been working with some new drawers and doors we bought to our old bookshelf. The color isn't 100% right. I had very poor lightning when I shot them. But you can see where I'm going. I've got a one way ticket to wonderland.

Assembling of Ikea

I've dedicated this day to assembling things from yesterdays Ikea run. I must say that Ikea rocks like a stabwounded midget on crack. I'll post some pictures when I'm done with everything. That way you can enjoy it just as much as I do. I'm glad that our appartment is coming along. Not much more to go before the ultimate ownage is unleashed.

Spellbound by the Lake

We went to Ikea today. On our way we passed a little lake. Luckely I had my camera with me and I'm very satisfied with the result. I've decided to call this pice of art "Spellbound by the Lake". I can almost see a John Bauer troll lurking around in the forrest.

Father Christmas

Christmas is soon over and a new year awaits. I'd like to thank you for visiting my blog this year and as a token of my appreciation I'd like to share some pictures of our home with you. Tomorrow we'll go to Ikea and pick up some more furniture. Todays word of wisdom, "If I could find my ownage so can you!". Happy hollidays!

Gears of War 2

I bought Gears of War 2 a few days ago. I've only been playing it for a couple of hours so I'm not going to give you a deep review of the game but I can tell you that it's a solid piece of work. I especially enjoy the new multiplayer game mode called "horde" where you and your team mates will have to slaughter waves of incoming locusts. Probably one of the best xbox games this year.

The Dark Knight

Yesterday we went to the local video store and picked up Batman The Dark Knight on blue-ray. According to voters on IMDB it's one of the best movies ever made. It must have been a different version of "The Dark Night" because what I watched sucked gloryhole. One of those movies where you realize that you've just wasted 120 minutes of your life and you'll never get them back. I wish I'd watched "Days of Our Life" instead. Enough about that.

Another World

I've decided that instead of switching language on this blog I'll create a new blog. Yes, Ownage of Midgetfuck will continue to spread ownage world wide.

Switching Language

This is a big day in my life. I'm going to switch language on my blog to Swedish. It's way easier to express yourself in your native language, så ät skit ni som inte förstår svenska.

High Definition Video

Yay I finally got my Blue Ray player! Haven't even unpacked it yet but I can already feel the power. This evening is going to be sweet! Just chill with my wife and watch some movie. Have to start collection Blue Ray discs now. We also ordered a surround system for the bedroom that should be arriving this week. Time to connect the ownage.

Wonders of WWW

I just stumbled upon the sickest forum I've even seen. It's some kind of gore/mondo/bizarre community website. No wonder the world is the way it is with sick fuckers like this running around. I think that viruses like HIV is a good thing. I hope that every single human gets infected with hiv and dies, including myself. Wait a minute, there are still soo much stuff I want to buy. I'm also planning on getting a sports car so we'll just have to wait with the dying part a bit longer. Anyway, I think most people agree with me that the human species is the most ferocious, brutal and egoistic animal of all.

Portrait of Flesh

Who's this gorgeus man looking at you? It's a self portrait for my new collection. This particular piece of art is called Portrait of Flesh. My original idea was to draw it on a 24 x 20 inch canvas in human feces and call it Portrait of Feces. But you know how it is. Sometimes the finished product is different from what you first had in mind. Tomorrow I'll celebrate my success in life with a bottle of champagne and a fat cigar.

Das Arbeiter Worker

Shave your pubic hair and get a job, like my father always used to tell me. I'm starting to work next month. It's about fucking time! I've been unemployed for all my life, time to start making some cash. I have to admit that I love doing nothing, spend all day in bed and play computer games all night long. But at the same time I want to be able to buy a new laptop if I want to, or a new electric guitar for example. Anyway I'm really looking forward to it. I feel much better mentally when I work. I'm on the right track in my life for a change. I'm leaving you now with today's word of wisdom from yours truly,

If challenged by a mentally challenged madman, be sure to win.

New Guitar Strings

I changed guitar strings the other day. About fucking time! It's been about a year since the last change, all rusty and shit. Right now I'm listening to some old Cromonic tracks on last.fm while drinking some orange juice. Speaking of online communitys I'd like to say that I really hate everything about facebook. I'll try to join some anti facebook club when I get around. Hmm, ordered some new toys last week. A Sony Blue-Ray player, a Tomtom GPS for my car and some other stuff and I really hope that I recieve them this week.