Das Arbeiter Worker

Shave your pubic hair and get a job, like my father always used to tell me. I'm starting to work next month. It's about fucking time! I've been unemployed for all my life, time to start making some cash. I have to admit that I love doing nothing, spend all day in bed and play computer games all night long. But at the same time I want to be able to buy a new laptop if I want to, or a new electric guitar for example. Anyway I'm really looking forward to it. I feel much better mentally when I work. I'm on the right track in my life for a change. I'm leaving you now with today's word of wisdom from yours truly,

If challenged by a mentally challenged madman, be sure to win.