Glass Jar of Ownage

I'm done with my wifes office but I had to bring out the old glass jar of ownage in order to accomplish my mission. Now we can begin to stuff the room with furniture and other strange machines. Just imagine some curtains in this bad boy.

World of Warcraft

I started up World of Warcraft for the first time in 2 months and played for about 25 minutes. I enjoyed it even though I totally sucked. Did a fast run in "Violet Hold" heroic, clean run and everything but my DPS was way to low. I don't think I'll ever play as seriously as before but it's a good way to relax after a hard days work. Gardening is another good way to relax.

Lemon Sorbet

Oh my god what a nice day! Chilling outside with some ice cold lemon sorbet as the breeze tickles my naked body. I'm thinking of becoming a gardener. Seems like fun, digging holes filling it with seeds and stuff.

Lurking in the Night

Oh I almost forgot! We had a burglar sneaking around two nights ago. It was so damn hot we had to sleep with the window wide open and our dog started to bark as hell. I looked out the window and saw a guy with a flashlight and a big hockey bag sneaking around outside our living room. Our bedroom is located above the livingroom so I didn't have time to do anything about it. He ran away. Poor guy. I'd like to tell him to get a job.

Frontyard Fun

I decided it was time for a change so today I'm hanging out in front of the house. I've invested in a little outside coffee table and a couple of chairs. The table fits my macbook perfectly. The weather has been awesome and I've even had time to go swimming a couple of times during the last few days. Hmm, also been paying some bills today. I fucking hate paying bills.

Backyard Inferno

We went to my wifes mothers funeral today. Not much to say about funerals. Right now I'm hanging out in our backyard with a cup of coffee, Kahl's Inferno.

The Office

We just finished my wifes office (the yellow one) and we've started with the next room, my office. I've choosen a white-green-brown striped wallpaper for that exclusive and fresh look. Peace, love and world domination.

Fort Knox

I'm about to install a security system in the house. Not american style though, you know with your own bunker and panic room. But I'm going to setup a bunch of cameras around the house that records everything that goes around and streams it on the internet. That way my homies can see what the fuck I'm doing. "Ohh that son of a crackpipe!! Now he's barbecueing another cat again!".

Office #1

Almost done with the second room. It's going to be my wifes office. Still needs some minor tweaks like a new floor and some minor tweaking. Hopefully I'll have my own office ready within a week. Then we have to do the rest of the house... lol. If we're lucky we'll be done before this winter.

O Brother

My brother has been helping us out with our new house. He's just like that guy Ty from Extreme home makeover. We're going to renovate the second floor for now and the rest later on. Here's a before and after picture of our bedroom. New wallpapers, painted the ceiling and a new floor and some other stuff. Going to get some far out curtains and some wicked furniture and lamps etc.

Darkness on the Horizon

My wife's mother passed away this evening. I feel empty right now. She was a really kind human being. I'm going to miss you but I hope that you have it better now, wherever you are now.

Best of the Best

Here's a couple of applications I couldn't live without. If you don't have them installed you might as well sell your computer... sorry, I guess computers just aren't for you. So do yourself a favour and install them NOW! You'll find their websites here:

www.spotify.com
www.skype.com

Dog Show Brother

My wife forced me out of bed at 6 AM this morning. Apparently I had to follow her to a dog show. We had to drive for several hours and the fact that I hadn't slept more than 4 hours didn't make things any better. Once there I realized that my brother live in the same town so I met up with him and we started to spread the ownage. He showed me a very nice mental institution called "Restad". Even though they closed it a few years ago you could still feel the presence of mental powers. I'm back home now and tired as hell. I think I'll get me some beauty sleep. Going to visit my homie Joel if I'm not too fucked up.

5 Days to D-Day

Only five more days to go now. That's when we get the keys to our new house. So I'll be busy as fuck for the next couple of months. When I'm not working my regular job I'll be working on the house.

Raise From Crystal Lake

Waiting for Peter to arrive. We're going to play some Street Fighter IV, have a cup of coffee and maybe eat some prescripted medication. Speaking of the devil, I'll have to answer the door.

There, answered the door and it was Peter indeed. Peter brought his new Street Fighter pad. Very interesting. I took some photos during the party, I'll upload them later on. I don't really care for the social bit on xbox live. Quite annoying to get 10 invites to different partys every time you connect to xbox live. Sometimes you just want to focus on the game and have a good time, not use your xbox as a very expensive chat machine.

Free Spotify Key

I just installed Spotify on my mac. I know it's been around for a while but I'm always sceptical when it comes to trying out new things. Trying new stuff can be dangerous, especially if it involves sharp objects like needles or throwing knifes. Anyway, you need an invitation in order to download the application. You can get an invitation from a friend or if you don't have any friends like me you can get it by praying to god.

www.spotify.com

A New Family Member

Vi har fått tillökning i familjen. Det fick bli en Volvo V70 2.5T -06. Så nu har vi en Volvo V70 -00 till salu för den som är intresserad, i befintligt skick bör tilläggas. Idag bär det av till återvinningscentralen i Borås. Vi har en helvetes massa lådor och säckar som ska slängas. Det är dags att börja koppla på äget på den här flytten.

I'll Have a Big Mac

I've just bought a macbook pro. It will take some time to adjust... OSX is quite different from what I'm use to, windows vista that is. To be honest, it took about 30 minutes to find the web browser. The Mac is about the same size as my Vaio as you can see. I'll get back to you when I know how it works (it takes a while when you're old like me).

Anyway. We get the keys to our new house in 11 days. I can't wait to get that juicy key! I'm dedicating this evening to little baby Jesus.

The Way of the Ninja

Skype is the Shit

I guess I'm a few years too late but Skype is the shit! I've used Skype before but that was a long time ago and back then it sucked ass. I installed it again last week and it was a religious experience. Jesus himself must have been involved in the development. With Skype I can talk with god.

Ultra Combo

I haven't done anything today besides drinking coffee and playing some street fighter 4. It's definitely on my top 5 xbox 360 games of all times even though I suck like fuck on it. My only theory is that my brain is damaged after all these years on psycofarmaca. At least I'm having fun like a midget on crack cocain.

Klimatsmart 2009

Klimatfrågan är ju mer aktuell än någonsin och efter min semester i Grekland har jag funderat på om inte mänskligheten kunde anstränga sig lite mer. Jag menar, hur skönt vore det inte med medelhavsklimat i norden? Bara tanken kittlar min gomspalt.

Macbook Of Doom

I'm such a poor hard working artist. I can only afford macaronees with ketchup these days. I'm thinking of getting a Macbook Pro.

Old News

I know these videos are old as hell but I couldn't help myself, just had to post them. Other than that everything is under control. We've just hired some professionals to do the floors and some construction work in our new house. We're going to take advantage of something called "rotavdrag" which practically means that you get a 50% tax reduction! I picture myself in the garden drinking espresso, smoking a cigar and exploring the world wide web on my laptop.

Future Plans

I'd like to get my hands on one of those fightsticks from Mad Catz. Unfortunately they seem to be sold out everywhere for the moment. Looks pretty retro.

Street Fighter IV

I haven't been playing my xbox 360 that much the last six months or so but I have a feeling that's about to change. I recently bought Street Fighter IV and it's one of the best fighting game ever in my opinion. I'm not good at it, in fact I've lost about every single match but it's good old fashioned family entertainment.


I deleted my facebook account the other day. I realized that facebook sucks ass. I bet it's some kind of experiment by the government trying to control people and make them mentally ill and shit. I suggest that you do the same thing if you want to live healty and prosper.

Crystal Ashtray

I bought myself a new ashtray. You must have a crystal ashtray when you're smoking your cigar like a real gentleman. I've also been going through a bunch of wall paper catalogs. It's really hard to decide but I think I'll use something like this to my office. Can't wait to get started. You can find more information on our house project on our other blog: http://building-our-dream-house.blogspot.com/

A Day With Plec

A few weeks ago I decided to take a little road trip to Skara to visit my dear old friend mr Plec. One day full of laughs and ownage. Keep the coffee freash Plec, I'll be back.

Kusmi Tea and Father

Went to my very favourite store and bought some more of my very favourite tea. Kusmi Tea. I like how they look. I'm going to use them to decorate our new kitchen, just a little detail. Have only got four of them so far since they cost about 20 euros each. Oh, almost forgot... I bought a new ashtray for my cigar made out of crystal. One heavy bad ass son of a blind hooker. And some more cigars of course. Oh I almost forgot something else. Me and my wife visited my father, brother, and sister today. Haven't seen them for a few years so we had a great time, cathing up and all that kind of stuff. Thanks for letting us visit.

Koi Fish Sketch

Started on a sketch for a japanese koi fish painting today. I work with my Wacom intuos tablet and Adobe Photoshop. I started out by drawing a single koi fish. Then I created a new document and inserted two copies of the fish. I moved them around and resized a bit. Then I sketched up the water, rocks and some other shit. I posted a picture.

Thunder and Lightning

It's raining today. Not that I'm complaining, it's kind of cozy and I'm just working anyway. You should check out our new home styling blog if you're into stuff like that.

Home Sweet Cigar

Back to reality. I'm home as you might have figured. I just had to post a picture of the cigar humidor I recieved for my birthday from my wife. I think it's the best birthday gift ever. Today I've been drinking coffee with my dear old mental friend Peter. It's good to be back in Sweden.

Time to leave

Our little trip to Greece has come to an end. We're still at the hotel, waiting for the taxi to pick us up. It's been fun but I'm looking forward to getting back home since I have loads of stuff to do. We're moving soon so and we're planning to do a major renovation in our new home. I'll even start a new blog for this so you'll be able follow the process day by day. It's going to be awesome!

Worship the Sun

I've been worshiping the sun all day. Dragged my lazy ass to the beach yet again. It was hotter than hell but with a tube of sun lotion and a sunshade I managed to survive. Right now I'm drinking a cappucino by the pool. I might smoke a cigar this evening while watching the sun set.

4x4 Offroad Driving

We rented a car again. We decided to go a bit further than last time. After driving for a few hours we ended up at a bar located by the beach. A very surreal experience to find a bar in the middle of nowhere where they play reggae music and the man in charge has a face that looks like it's melting. Maybe he had some sort of disease or been in some accident. I didn't have the guts to take a picture of him. I actually think he might have killed us if we had.

The Beach

I've been relaxing on the beach all day.

The Cannibal God

It's been raining today. To make the best of the situation we decided to rent a car and head up to the mountains. We ended up at some old monastery and visited some old ancient lava caves. Did some more shopping, eaten some awesome food and just been relaxing.

Lost in Crete

Hello dear reader of ownage. We arrived at Crete airport last night. After about 1 hour of traveling with the buss driver from hell we arrived at our hotel. So far today we've been walking around, taking some pictures, doing some shopping and eaten some food. Tomorrow we're going to rent a car and head up on the mountains. Right now I'm drinking a cappucino at the hotels pool bar. Wireless network is the best invention ever. Even better than vaccine in my opinion. Stay tuned for more information.

Goddess of Fortune

I'm on a winning streak for the moment. I've got a new job which means that I have loads of time over for other things and we've just bought a new house. It's nice to have a garage for once. And on top of this I just got a cigar humidor full of cigars from my wife. Today I've been reading a book outside our apartment, smoking a cohiba, sipping on a cup of coffee. And as if this wasn't enough, tomorrow we're going to Greece. A vaccation to celebrate my birthday. OMFG.

IPRED and SHIT

Vilken fruktansvärt sjuk tid vi lever i egentligen. IPRED-lagen måste nog räknas till bland de sjukaste lagförslagen i modern tid. Ett sådant lagförslag måste ju kokats ihop av gamla byrokratgubbar som inte förstår ett skit om vad det handlar om. Det händer att jag laddar ner olaglig musik men samtidigt så köper jag mer skivor nu än någonsin tidigare. Om jag t.ex. laddar ner några album så kanske jag tycker att ett är riktigt bra, då köper jag det. Om det inte är bra så är det bara att radera det. Smidigt och man slipper slänga ut pengar på skivor som är skit. När det gäller program så skulle det inte förvåna mig om en del tillverkare själva sprider sina program på internet. Många programvaror har nog blivit branschstandard just pga. att de fanns lättillgängliga så att folk kunde tanka ner dem och lära sig dem. Jag började själv att använda Cubase för många år sedan just för att jag fick en piratkopia av en vän. På den tiden var man ung och arbetslös och hade aldrig haft råd att införskaffa det på laglig väg. Numera så har man en laglig version av Cubase och så sent som förra veckan köpte jag ett program som jag fick betala tre tusen kronor för. Nej tack, låt bli mitt internet!

Sleeping Beauty

I've really learned to appreciate the weekends. No stupid alarm clock that wakes you up. Just sleep for as long as you want. Oh my god, I love weekends.

Orchestra of Death

Oh my fucking god have I been sick. I think I have some deadly flu or something. Or maybe some flesh eating maggots crawling inside my body... eating me from within. I might have been slightly exaggerating there but still, I've been sick as hell. I barely left the bed last weekend unless for going to the bathroom since I didn't want to soil myself. It's been a few weeks since I last posted anything on this godforsaken blog. Got a bunch of e-mails from people saying that internet is boring without my daily words of wisdom. Thank you for your support, stay mentally ill guys!

Rise From Your Grave

I've been busy moving out from my old apartment.

Global Cutting

I've been quite busy. I bought a set of 5 Global knifes last week. Really good for chopping some mushrooms and stuff. They cut through steel like warm butter on a hot summer day. Oh yeah, I've been searching the web for a new car. Why are they so damn expensive? Please baby Jesus give me some dough...

Road of Sorrow

Me and my homeboy Joel went on a little roadtrip to explore and conquer the world. We ended up at this place in the middle of nowhere. Unfortunately we didn't find any ownage this time but I did manage to take a picture for your pleasure.

Diareea of the Dead

Dawn of the Dead is one of my all time favourite movies. So I was thrilled when I inserted Diary of the Dead into my DVD player. I don't know what happened to George A. Romero, I'm guessing he finally did turn into a zombie himself. This should be called Diareea of the Dead. Batman I forgive you, please come back.

The Ikea Dream

The new wardrobe from Ikea fits like a dream. It's about 1 cm from the ceiling. Now we don't need to have our clothes all over the apartment and that's nice. I've been thinking about saving up for a new car, I don't know what else to buy. I think I have just about everything I want for the moment. I think my ownage would be complete if I'd manage to save enough to buy a wicked death mobile.

Hello World

I haven't done anythig remotely exciting today. Just been relaxing and watching some TV. I'd like to take some outdoor pictures but this godforsaken weather is getting the best of me. I've just ordered a new camera objective so I hope spring is coming early this year. I wouldn't count on it though, 2009 feels like a shitty year. It's a good thing that I also ordered a Wacom drawing tablet so I can sit and draw boobs on rainy days. I also ordered some other juicy stuff but it's a surprise.

And the Results

I have been working with some new drawers and doors we bought to our old bookshelf. The color isn't 100% right. I had very poor lightning when I shot them. But you can see where I'm going. I've got a one way ticket to wonderland.

Assembling of Ikea

I've dedicated this day to assembling things from yesterdays Ikea run. I must say that Ikea rocks like a stabwounded midget on crack. I'll post some pictures when I'm done with everything. That way you can enjoy it just as much as I do. I'm glad that our appartment is coming along. Not much more to go before the ultimate ownage is unleashed.

Spellbound by the Lake

We went to Ikea today. On our way we passed a little lake. Luckely I had my camera with me and I'm very satisfied with the result. I've decided to call this pice of art "Spellbound by the Lake". I can almost see a John Bauer troll lurking around in the forrest.

Father Christmas

Christmas is soon over and a new year awaits. I'd like to thank you for visiting my blog this year and as a token of my appreciation I'd like to share some pictures of our home with you. Tomorrow we'll go to Ikea and pick up some more furniture. Todays word of wisdom, "If I could find my ownage so can you!". Happy hollidays!

Gears of War 2

I bought Gears of War 2 a few days ago. I've only been playing it for a couple of hours so I'm not going to give you a deep review of the game but I can tell you that it's a solid piece of work. I especially enjoy the new multiplayer game mode called "horde" where you and your team mates will have to slaughter waves of incoming locusts. Probably one of the best xbox games this year.

The Dark Knight

Yesterday we went to the local video store and picked up Batman The Dark Knight on blue-ray. According to voters on IMDB it's one of the best movies ever made. It must have been a different version of "The Dark Night" because what I watched sucked gloryhole. One of those movies where you realize that you've just wasted 120 minutes of your life and you'll never get them back. I wish I'd watched "Days of Our Life" instead. Enough about that.

Another World

I've decided that instead of switching language on this blog I'll create a new blog. Yes, Ownage of Midgetfuck will continue to spread ownage world wide.

Switching Language

This is a big day in my life. I'm going to switch language on my blog to Swedish. It's way easier to express yourself in your native language, så ät skit ni som inte förstår svenska.

High Definition Video

Yay I finally got my Blue Ray player! Haven't even unpacked it yet but I can already feel the power. This evening is going to be sweet! Just chill with my wife and watch some movie. Have to start collection Blue Ray discs now. We also ordered a surround system for the bedroom that should be arriving this week. Time to connect the ownage.

Wonders of WWW

I just stumbled upon the sickest forum I've even seen. It's some kind of gore/mondo/bizarre community website. No wonder the world is the way it is with sick fuckers like this running around. I think that viruses like HIV is a good thing. I hope that every single human gets infected with hiv and dies, including myself. Wait a minute, there are still soo much stuff I want to buy. I'm also planning on getting a sports car so we'll just have to wait with the dying part a bit longer. Anyway, I think most people agree with me that the human species is the most ferocious, brutal and egoistic animal of all.

Portrait of Flesh

Who's this gorgeus man looking at you? It's a self portrait for my new collection. This particular piece of art is called Portrait of Flesh. My original idea was to draw it on a 24 x 20 inch canvas in human feces and call it Portrait of Feces. But you know how it is. Sometimes the finished product is different from what you first had in mind. Tomorrow I'll celebrate my success in life with a bottle of champagne and a fat cigar.

Das Arbeiter Worker

Shave your pubic hair and get a job, like my father always used to tell me. I'm starting to work next month. It's about fucking time! I've been unemployed for all my life, time to start making some cash. I have to admit that I love doing nothing, spend all day in bed and play computer games all night long. But at the same time I want to be able to buy a new laptop if I want to, or a new electric guitar for example. Anyway I'm really looking forward to it. I feel much better mentally when I work. I'm on the right track in my life for a change. I'm leaving you now with today's word of wisdom from yours truly,

If challenged by a mentally challenged madman, be sure to win.

New Guitar Strings

I changed guitar strings the other day. About fucking time! It's been about a year since the last change, all rusty and shit. Right now I'm listening to some old Cromonic tracks on last.fm while drinking some orange juice. Speaking of online communitys I'd like to say that I really hate everything about facebook. I'll try to join some anti facebook club when I get around. Hmm, ordered some new toys last week. A Sony Blue-Ray player, a Tomtom GPS for my car and some other stuff and I really hope that I recieve them this week.