Do I have a luxurious evening to look forward to? You can bet your fucking ass I do. I got a fat Cohiba cigar, a bar of bittersweet Valhrona Noir Amer 71%. I also have some chocolate drink by Valrhona. This will be a religous experience. It will be like smoking baby jesus himself in a crack pipe. Speaking about religous experiences, I went to visit my dear old friend Peter last night. We had a long nice conversation about the grandfather of modern medicin. Then we laughed for hours. Oh yes, I'm expecting a visit from the president of the lifestyle club of ownage today. Unfortunately he got owned by his own xbox yesterday. The ring of death and destruction, google it if you don't know what it is.
Ok, here's the update for you. I just finished my little adventure. The cigar and the chocolate blended perfectly. It actually felt like I had a big sex orgy in my mouth.
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