Sushi from ass to mouth

I had some asian food last night. There's a new sushi bar in town and since I'm actually a real samurai I had to try it out. While we're on the subject I'd like to mention that I'm starting with mma training this year. My good friend and president of the lifestyle club of ownage, Joel will be my sparring partner and probably break my arm with a kimura. I can't wait for that bad ass mother to release his shredder upon me. If you want to see what mma is all about you must check out this video

I'm about to sell one of my xbox 360's to raise some cash. I won't be needing more than one in the new apartment, that's overkill. And I'm a very poor man at the moment and I need to support my addiction for cigars, sneakers and other very important stuff.