The Complete Ninja

I'm now a real ninja because I've mastered N+, The way of the ninja. 200 in gamerscore motherfucker! I guess you're wondering how to become a master like myself? The answer is, you don't. Now I've downloaded another game called Ikaruga. It's a kind of old school arcade shooter and it looks quite brilliant but oh my god, it's one of the hardest games I've ever played. Maybe even a bit too hard, even for a true gamer like me. By the way, I took out my septum for the first time today. It was a religous experience to blow your nose for the first time in months. It's healing well and I had no problem with putting it back in.