Boosting My Apartment

I need to boost my apartment but it's just so fucking expensive with furniture. I could really need a new sofa for my livingroom and a dining table with chairs. When I think about it I could also use a new bed and some other furniture in the bedroom. Maybe I could pray to god and his son baby jesus. Since jesus was a carpenter maybe he could help me out with the table issue. Enough about that. Today I rocked out with some World of Warcraft. I tried to get my friend Tobiah to play with me but without success. I guess he was sleeping or something. Maybe he was doing something dirty? Anyway I got my homie Peter to play with me and what a session we had. We even slayed and raped women and children and took all their gold. I even managed to get some new cool weapons that I tried out on some cattle, you know cows and shit like that. That's all for now folks. Stay heavy and eat shit!