Almost There

Hello world! Almost done with my office, finally! I just need to decorate and do some minor tuches before I can cross the finish line. Then I just have to do the rest of the house. We've had no more junkies sneaking around our mansion, might have something to do with all the signs we put up, "Break in make my day", "If the dog attacks you lay down on the ground and don't move until help arrives" along with pictures of american staffordshire terriers. I also ordered a kit containing a pair of recordable surveillance cameras that also can be used as webcams to stream live video over the internet. I love electronical gadgets.

Boosting My Apartment

I need to boost my apartment but it's just so fucking expensive with furniture. I could really need a new sofa for my livingroom and a dining table with chairs. When I think about it I could also use a new bed and some other furniture in the bedroom. Maybe I could pray to god and his son baby jesus. Since jesus was a carpenter maybe he could help me out with the table issue. Enough about that. Today I rocked out with some World of Warcraft. I tried to get my friend Tobiah to play with me but without success. I guess he was sleeping or something. Maybe he was doing something dirty? Anyway I got my homie Peter to play with me and what a session we had. We even slayed and raped women and children and took all their gold. I even managed to get some new cool weapons that I tried out on some cattle, you know cows and shit like that. That's all for now folks. Stay heavy and eat shit!

Extreme home design

I have a confession to make. I love design, even though I look like a fat slob with no sence for fashion what so ever. I've always been interested in textures, colours, form, function and the harmony between them. My new apartment will be a masterpiece of destruction perfectly suited for gaming and watching pornographic movies. It will be fun to try compact living for a change. It's cheaper since you don't need so much furniture and it's a challange to come up with smart solutions. Still working on how to get a bedroom, recording studio and office in the same room.