Boosting My Apartment

I need to boost my apartment but it's just so fucking expensive with furniture. I could really need a new sofa for my livingroom and a dining table with chairs. When I think about it I could also use a new bed and some other furniture in the bedroom. Maybe I could pray to god and his son baby jesus. Since jesus was a carpenter maybe he could help me out with the table issue. Enough about that. Today I rocked out with some World of Warcraft. I tried to get my friend Tobiah to play with me but without success. I guess he was sleeping or something. Maybe he was doing something dirty? Anyway I got my homie Peter to play with me and what a session we had. We even slayed and raped women and children and took all their gold. I even managed to get some new cool weapons that I tried out on some cattle, you know cows and shit like that. That's all for now folks. Stay heavy and eat shit!

Keeper of the Keys

I'm still waiting for the keys from the landlord. I wish that the last tenant would get his thumb out of his ass and drop them off at the office. But I guess with my usual luck he has the keys in his greasey ass as well. I don't want to sound like a grumpy old bastard, it's just in my nature. If I do get the keys today I will celebrate with some good old fashioned scum wanking, you know when you smear porrage all over your face and wank off like it was the last day in your life.

Check out this fucking bicycle. Oh my fucking god. If you're crusing down the street with this bad ass you fucking own everyone. Truly a bike fit for a king. I can picture myself on it with my new sneakers and a fat cohiba cigar in my mouth. Obey me you worthless peasants!

18 days and counting

Yup that's right. 18 days left now but it feels like a lifetime. I can't wait! I think I'll have to get rid of half my stuff though... I have three floors of junk and gear that must fit into a small apartment, a tricky equation for ya all to think about. But hey, as long as I have my guitar, computer, xbox and new rock boots I'm ok. By the way, I watched "Men behind the sun 4" yesterday and I can really recommend it. It's not as good as the first one, but still good family entertainment. I think I'll do a list on my blog with my favourite movies of ownage.

Welcome to the real world

It's exactly 25 days left now, until I move. It feels like everything is on hold until I settle into my new apartment so I can't wait to get this over with. There's lots of stuff to deal with right now, like fixing telephone and internet etc. and today I'll start packing. Hopefully it won't take too long before I get things up and running.