Vaccation, Coffee and iPhone

I'm on the last week of my vaccation and I haven't done anything in particular since my last post, perfect! I hooked up my xbox to my HD projector the other day, omfg! A religous experience if you know what I mean. Anyway, today I'll organize my office.

Days of our life

This might just be the best day of my life.

Getting Somewhere

Feels like we're finally getting somewhere and I've got my office setup pretty much the way I want. Tomorrow we'll start with the living room. I even had time to do some drawings. I think I'll start my bonzai tree project any day now.

Telia vs The Axe Man

Telia managed to own me to hell yet once again. I have to give them credit for owning a owner. This is what happened. A month ago we moved into our new house. We contacted Telia, our ISP and told them to move our broadband to our new location. We had to wait almost three fucking weeks. One week ago we finally got the fucking shit to work but my wife called telia and said that we also would like a regular phone hooked up. Last friday a guy that looked like leatherface from the texas chainsaw massacre rings the door bell and tells us that our phone now works. Cool. But our internet was dead... turns out that leatherface has killed our internet. We called Telia to ask them what the fuck was going on. "You didn't want internet, just a regular phone line", they answered. I told them "what the fuck, we never said that we didn't want internet, we said that we would like to add a regular phone as well you fucking fucks!". "Oh, I see". Technically they could start our internet right away, but... we had to place an order and it would take three weeks, again, before the internet would start to work. I told the lady that she should place an order to get her head checked out and hang up the phone. Then I called another ISP company.

Almost There

Hello world! Almost done with my office, finally! I just need to decorate and do some minor tuches before I can cross the finish line. Then I just have to do the rest of the house. We've had no more junkies sneaking around our mansion, might have something to do with all the signs we put up, "Break in make my day", "If the dog attacks you lay down on the ground and don't move until help arrives" along with pictures of american staffordshire terriers. I also ordered a kit containing a pair of recordable surveillance cameras that also can be used as webcams to stream live video over the internet. I love electronical gadgets.

Extreme Home Makeover

Our new home is constantly evolving but there's still much work to be done. Here's some new pictures of our bedroom and my wifes office. The Ikea raid last saturday went as planned and we got everything we needed including all the furniture to my own office. Unfortunatly it's no idea to assemble anything since the room is yet to be completed. I can hardly wait for that bad boy to be unleashed upon the world.

iPhone Blogging

I'm trying out a new application for iPhone. Mobile blogging is fun.

[Posted with iBlogger from my iPhone]

Father Kamprad

We're off to Ikea in a few minutes. If I see Ingvar Kamprad I'll tell him what a hell of a job he's done, building all those furniture with his bare hands is quite impressing if you ask me. I have a hard days work to look forward to since we're buying a complete set of furniture for two rooms and I have to assemble everything today so we can unpack all our boxes with books and stuff.

Glass Jar of Ownage

I'm done with my wifes office but I had to bring out the old glass jar of ownage in order to accomplish my mission. Now we can begin to stuff the room with furniture and other strange machines. Just imagine some curtains in this bad boy.

World of Warcraft

I started up World of Warcraft for the first time in 2 months and played for about 25 minutes. I enjoyed it even though I totally sucked. Did a fast run in "Violet Hold" heroic, clean run and everything but my DPS was way to low. I don't think I'll ever play as seriously as before but it's a good way to relax after a hard days work. Gardening is another good way to relax.

Lemon Sorbet

Oh my god what a nice day! Chilling outside with some ice cold lemon sorbet as the breeze tickles my naked body. I'm thinking of becoming a gardener. Seems like fun, digging holes filling it with seeds and stuff.

Lurking in the Night

Oh I almost forgot! We had a burglar sneaking around two nights ago. It was so damn hot we had to sleep with the window wide open and our dog started to bark as hell. I looked out the window and saw a guy with a flashlight and a big hockey bag sneaking around outside our living room. Our bedroom is located above the livingroom so I didn't have time to do anything about it. He ran away. Poor guy. I'd like to tell him to get a job.

Frontyard Fun

I decided it was time for a change so today I'm hanging out in front of the house. I've invested in a little outside coffee table and a couple of chairs. The table fits my macbook perfectly. The weather has been awesome and I've even had time to go swimming a couple of times during the last few days. Hmm, also been paying some bills today. I fucking hate paying bills.

Backyard Inferno

We went to my wifes mothers funeral today. Not much to say about funerals. Right now I'm hanging out in our backyard with a cup of coffee, Kahl's Inferno.

The Office

We just finished my wifes office (the yellow one) and we've started with the next room, my office. I've choosen a white-green-brown striped wallpaper for that exclusive and fresh look. Peace, love and world domination.

Fort Knox

I'm about to install a security system in the house. Not american style though, you know with your own bunker and panic room. But I'm going to setup a bunch of cameras around the house that records everything that goes around and streams it on the internet. That way my homies can see what the fuck I'm doing. "Ohh that son of a crackpipe!! Now he's barbecueing another cat again!".

Office #1

Almost done with the second room. It's going to be my wifes office. Still needs some minor tweaks like a new floor and some minor tweaking. Hopefully I'll have my own office ready within a week. Then we have to do the rest of the house... lol. If we're lucky we'll be done before this winter.

O Brother

My brother has been helping us out with our new house. He's just like that guy Ty from Extreme home makeover. We're going to renovate the second floor for now and the rest later on. Here's a before and after picture of our bedroom. New wallpapers, painted the ceiling and a new floor and some other stuff. Going to get some far out curtains and some wicked furniture and lamps etc.

Darkness on the Horizon

My wife's mother passed away this evening. I feel empty right now. She was a really kind human being. I'm going to miss you but I hope that you have it better now, wherever you are now.

Best of the Best

Here's a couple of applications I couldn't live without. If you don't have them installed you might as well sell your computer... sorry, I guess computers just aren't for you. So do yourself a favour and install them NOW! You'll find their websites here:

www.spotify.com
www.skype.com