Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to you all! I've had a very pleasant one so far. We went to my father for the good old fashioned "Kalle Anka" christmas. No diet today, I even ate chocolate and some cake. My wife gave me a awesome Hugo Boss watch and a Full HD video recording camera and I gave her a new mini laptop that she can use for school work etc. I got a collection of exclusive cheese from my brother and father, one of them was green... and I really mean green. So expect videos in the future and pictures of green cheese.

Sugar Abstinence

No sugar for 4 days now. I believe that sugar is one of satans tools. It will probably take a month or so before I'm cured. Luckally there's other things to enjoy in life.

Cohiba Robusto

Look at the difference between a Cohiba Robusto and a Cohiba Siglo. I bought a bunch of them in Prague. I think I'll smoke one tomorrow along with a cup of espresso. Speaking of Prague, I shot this picture of a bombed out building on our way home.

Human Body Experiment

I've started a new experiment on myself. LCD, Low Calorie Diet. I've only been doing it for a few days but I'm aiming for a month. I'm keeping a journal and we'll see how it works out. I'm eating meal replacements, vegetables, vitamins, lots of water and low carb bars. Roughly about 1300 calories a day. I'm also trying to activate myself with some walking and cleaning the house. I just think it's good to set up goals and accomplish them. Even if it's only small things like taking out the trash or doing the dishes.

Home Sweet Home

We're home! It's refreshing to experience new things but nothing beats home. Maybe that's why people enjoy traveling? So that you can appreciate what you have. For example, when I was sitting in our 5 star hotel suite in Prague I really missed our sofa and our HD movie projector. But on the other side, it's nice to have people cleaning your room and making your bed. Reminds me about when I was living with my mother.

Berlin Rush Hour

We're back in Berlin. I've just experienced driving in Berlin during rush hour and it's a nightmare. Imagine Gothenburg during rush hour and multiply by 50 and add roads twisting over and under eachother and it takes several hours to get out. A word of advice, avoid it! Anyway, we left Prague a few days earlier than expected and are now heading for a secret location.

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Walking About

After a continental breakfast we went out for a walk. A walk that took about 5 hours. I've never seen so many luxurious boutiques in one place. Rolex, Prada, Dior, D&G, Louis Vuitton, Hermes, Gucci, Hugo Boss... the list could go on forever. My wife looked at a Louis Vuitton scarf but the price was about 700 euros... for a fucking piece of cloth. Needless to say, we didn't buy it. I have nothing against spending money on high quality but if you pay 700 euro on a scarf they'd better throw in a freaking laptop. I shot hundreds of photos and I'll be posting them later. Here's a funky looking bunch of midgets.

Praha Arrival

We've arrived in Prague. Holy shit, this is a big city with breath taking architecture. The hotel is wicked with people parking your car, carrying your stuff and calling you sir. You even get your own espresso machine in your hotel room. Really looking forward to tomorrow. We're going to check out some medieval torture museum and some other cool places.

Berlin Über Alles

Woke up in Kiel this morning and after a few hours of driving we arrived in Berlin. The hotel was nice and after settling in I had a cappuccino and some ice cream in the lobby. We went for a walk to check out the neighborhood and ended up in some gypsy market and unfortunately we didn't bring the camera.

Captain's Suite

We're on a little boat trip from Sweden to Germany. We ordered the Captain's Suite wich is amongst the best room you can get and so far I'm very impressed. A very large suite with everything you could imagine such as minibar, tv, internet connection, etc. We'll arrive at port just about 09.00 tomorrow. Then we're on our way to Berlin. Man I'm so excited! Never been to Berlin before. We have another 5 star hotel booked in Berlin with highspeed internet.

Macbook Pro Setup

Here's my mac workstation. The Genelec monitors are not connected to the mac but to my PC. That way I don't need to run Skype and other annoying applications on the same computer when I create music.

Kitchen Nightmare

Oh dear what a messy kitchen. Time to bring out the old cleaning gimp.

Man on Fire

A strange man came to visit me earlier today. He installed a fire alarm in our house and replaced our fire extinguisher with a new one. At first I thought he was father christmas but apparently not.

By the way. I went to the local bakery the other day to buy some bread. I entered the shop and the baker (a hairy foreign looking man with funny accent) had his shirt off and was rubbing two pieces of dough on his chest. I asked him "Hey, what the fuck are you doing? You can't bake bread on your chest, that's disgusting!". He smiled at me and asked me "Do you want me to show you how I make my doughnuts?". I got mad like a barking dog and threw a loaf of bread at him as hard as I could and ran away. I'll never buy from that godforsaken bakery again.

Annual Cleaning Ritual

Another year has passed and it's yet again time for the annual cleaning ritual. I'm not talking about some daily "svensson" vacuum cleaning but something far more complicated. I'm talking about taking things apart, clearing the plumbing system, cleaning ceilings and walls, cleaning windows and polishing the toilet so that you could even host the Alfred Nobel dinner in your bathroom.

Note, We've just bought a new vacuum cleaner.

Devil Hotel

Preparing for Winter

A History of War

I'm just back from a little trip to Germany, a country famous for their many different kinds of sausages and some other stuff.

Caparison Horus HGS

I bought a very nice guitar the other day. Caparison Horus HGs. Tuned in C!! This bad ass mother is made for playing METAL! Now I just need a pair of active studio monitors.

The Sleeping Mongoloid

I got a tip about this video from my homie Pete. Hilarious video. Watch it a couple of times. This guy doesn't understand what's going on.

Powernap of Fire

Is there anything more satisfying than going to bed when you're really tired? I can't think of anything. Okay, maybe a few things but not much. A quick powernap does wonders, especially if you're an old fart.

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OmniFocus

I just bought this marvelous little application called OmniFocus for only $79.95. I believe that it's worth many times that. OmiFocus works as your personal organizer and much more. You just type in everything you need to do and where to do them and sort them into different caterories.http://www.omnigroup.com/applications/omnifocus/ A totally amazing application! If you dont believe me, head over to theri website and download yourself a free trail version.

Snow Leopard

I just recieved my copy of Mac OS X Snow Leopard! It looks pretty much like the previous version on the surface but runs much faster. Tweaked and on steroids.

Before and After

Done some minor changes to our house. Can you tell the difference? I've been cleaning up the garage. We want to make space for a second car.

What's Cooking Bro

Yo sup my brotha, you remember when we used to fuck eachotha? Yo listen up, this is brotha Love speaking to ya'll! I've just been chillin the last few weeks.

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Vaccation, Coffee and iPhone

I'm on the last week of my vaccation and I haven't done anything in particular since my last post, perfect! I hooked up my xbox to my HD projector the other day, omfg! A religous experience if you know what I mean. Anyway, today I'll organize my office.

Days of our life

This might just be the best day of my life.

Getting Somewhere

Feels like we're finally getting somewhere and I've got my office setup pretty much the way I want. Tomorrow we'll start with the living room. I even had time to do some drawings. I think I'll start my bonzai tree project any day now.

Telia vs The Axe Man

Telia managed to own me to hell yet once again. I have to give them credit for owning a owner. This is what happened. A month ago we moved into our new house. We contacted Telia, our ISP and told them to move our broadband to our new location. We had to wait almost three fucking weeks. One week ago we finally got the fucking shit to work but my wife called telia and said that we also would like a regular phone hooked up. Last friday a guy that looked like leatherface from the texas chainsaw massacre rings the door bell and tells us that our phone now works. Cool. But our internet was dead... turns out that leatherface has killed our internet. We called Telia to ask them what the fuck was going on. "You didn't want internet, just a regular phone line", they answered. I told them "what the fuck, we never said that we didn't want internet, we said that we would like to add a regular phone as well you fucking fucks!". "Oh, I see". Technically they could start our internet right away, but... we had to place an order and it would take three weeks, again, before the internet would start to work. I told the lady that she should place an order to get her head checked out and hang up the phone. Then I called another ISP company.

Almost There

Hello world! Almost done with my office, finally! I just need to decorate and do some minor tuches before I can cross the finish line. Then I just have to do the rest of the house. We've had no more junkies sneaking around our mansion, might have something to do with all the signs we put up, "Break in make my day", "If the dog attacks you lay down on the ground and don't move until help arrives" along with pictures of american staffordshire terriers. I also ordered a kit containing a pair of recordable surveillance cameras that also can be used as webcams to stream live video over the internet. I love electronical gadgets.

Extreme Home Makeover

Our new home is constantly evolving but there's still much work to be done. Here's some new pictures of our bedroom and my wifes office. The Ikea raid last saturday went as planned and we got everything we needed including all the furniture to my own office. Unfortunatly it's no idea to assemble anything since the room is yet to be completed. I can hardly wait for that bad boy to be unleashed upon the world.

iPhone Blogging

I'm trying out a new application for iPhone. Mobile blogging is fun.

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Father Kamprad

We're off to Ikea in a few minutes. If I see Ingvar Kamprad I'll tell him what a hell of a job he's done, building all those furniture with his bare hands is quite impressing if you ask me. I have a hard days work to look forward to since we're buying a complete set of furniture for two rooms and I have to assemble everything today so we can unpack all our boxes with books and stuff.

Glass Jar of Ownage

I'm done with my wifes office but I had to bring out the old glass jar of ownage in order to accomplish my mission. Now we can begin to stuff the room with furniture and other strange machines. Just imagine some curtains in this bad boy.

World of Warcraft

I started up World of Warcraft for the first time in 2 months and played for about 25 minutes. I enjoyed it even though I totally sucked. Did a fast run in "Violet Hold" heroic, clean run and everything but my DPS was way to low. I don't think I'll ever play as seriously as before but it's a good way to relax after a hard days work. Gardening is another good way to relax.

Lemon Sorbet

Oh my god what a nice day! Chilling outside with some ice cold lemon sorbet as the breeze tickles my naked body. I'm thinking of becoming a gardener. Seems like fun, digging holes filling it with seeds and stuff.

Lurking in the Night

Oh I almost forgot! We had a burglar sneaking around two nights ago. It was so damn hot we had to sleep with the window wide open and our dog started to bark as hell. I looked out the window and saw a guy with a flashlight and a big hockey bag sneaking around outside our living room. Our bedroom is located above the livingroom so I didn't have time to do anything about it. He ran away. Poor guy. I'd like to tell him to get a job.

Frontyard Fun

I decided it was time for a change so today I'm hanging out in front of the house. I've invested in a little outside coffee table and a couple of chairs. The table fits my macbook perfectly. The weather has been awesome and I've even had time to go swimming a couple of times during the last few days. Hmm, also been paying some bills today. I fucking hate paying bills.

Backyard Inferno

We went to my wifes mothers funeral today. Not much to say about funerals. Right now I'm hanging out in our backyard with a cup of coffee, Kahl's Inferno.

The Office

We just finished my wifes office (the yellow one) and we've started with the next room, my office. I've choosen a white-green-brown striped wallpaper for that exclusive and fresh look. Peace, love and world domination.

Fort Knox

I'm about to install a security system in the house. Not american style though, you know with your own bunker and panic room. But I'm going to setup a bunch of cameras around the house that records everything that goes around and streams it on the internet. That way my homies can see what the fuck I'm doing. "Ohh that son of a crackpipe!! Now he's barbecueing another cat again!".

Office #1

Almost done with the second room. It's going to be my wifes office. Still needs some minor tweaks like a new floor and some minor tweaking. Hopefully I'll have my own office ready within a week. Then we have to do the rest of the house... lol. If we're lucky we'll be done before this winter.

O Brother

My brother has been helping us out with our new house. He's just like that guy Ty from Extreme home makeover. We're going to renovate the second floor for now and the rest later on. Here's a before and after picture of our bedroom. New wallpapers, painted the ceiling and a new floor and some other stuff. Going to get some far out curtains and some wicked furniture and lamps etc.

Darkness on the Horizon

My wife's mother passed away this evening. I feel empty right now. She was a really kind human being. I'm going to miss you but I hope that you have it better now, wherever you are now.

Best of the Best

Here's a couple of applications I couldn't live without. If you don't have them installed you might as well sell your computer... sorry, I guess computers just aren't for you. So do yourself a favour and install them NOW! You'll find their websites here:

www.spotify.com
www.skype.com

Dog Show Brother

My wife forced me out of bed at 6 AM this morning. Apparently I had to follow her to a dog show. We had to drive for several hours and the fact that I hadn't slept more than 4 hours didn't make things any better. Once there I realized that my brother live in the same town so I met up with him and we started to spread the ownage. He showed me a very nice mental institution called "Restad". Even though they closed it a few years ago you could still feel the presence of mental powers. I'm back home now and tired as hell. I think I'll get me some beauty sleep. Going to visit my homie Joel if I'm not too fucked up.

5 Days to D-Day

Only five more days to go now. That's when we get the keys to our new house. So I'll be busy as fuck for the next couple of months. When I'm not working my regular job I'll be working on the house.

Raise From Crystal Lake

Waiting for Peter to arrive. We're going to play some Street Fighter IV, have a cup of coffee and maybe eat some prescripted medication. Speaking of the devil, I'll have to answer the door.

There, answered the door and it was Peter indeed. Peter brought his new Street Fighter pad. Very interesting. I took some photos during the party, I'll upload them later on. I don't really care for the social bit on xbox live. Quite annoying to get 10 invites to different partys every time you connect to xbox live. Sometimes you just want to focus on the game and have a good time, not use your xbox as a very expensive chat machine.

Free Spotify Key

I just installed Spotify on my mac. I know it's been around for a while but I'm always sceptical when it comes to trying out new things. Trying new stuff can be dangerous, especially if it involves sharp objects like needles or throwing knifes. Anyway, you need an invitation in order to download the application. You can get an invitation from a friend or if you don't have any friends like me you can get it by praying to god.

www.spotify.com

A New Family Member

Vi har fått tillökning i familjen. Det fick bli en Volvo V70 2.5T -06. Så nu har vi en Volvo V70 -00 till salu för den som är intresserad, i befintligt skick bör tilläggas. Idag bär det av till återvinningscentralen i Borås. Vi har en helvetes massa lådor och säckar som ska slängas. Det är dags att börja koppla på äget på den här flytten.

I'll Have a Big Mac

I've just bought a macbook pro. It will take some time to adjust... OSX is quite different from what I'm use to, windows vista that is. To be honest, it took about 30 minutes to find the web browser. The Mac is about the same size as my Vaio as you can see. I'll get back to you when I know how it works (it takes a while when you're old like me).

Anyway. We get the keys to our new house in 11 days. I can't wait to get that juicy key! I'm dedicating this evening to little baby Jesus.

The Way of the Ninja

Skype is the Shit

I guess I'm a few years too late but Skype is the shit! I've used Skype before but that was a long time ago and back then it sucked ass. I installed it again last week and it was a religious experience. Jesus himself must have been involved in the development. With Skype I can talk with god.

Ultra Combo

I haven't done anything today besides drinking coffee and playing some street fighter 4. It's definitely on my top 5 xbox 360 games of all times even though I suck like fuck on it. My only theory is that my brain is damaged after all these years on psycofarmaca. At least I'm having fun like a midget on crack cocain.

Klimatsmart 2009

Klimatfrågan är ju mer aktuell än någonsin och efter min semester i Grekland har jag funderat på om inte mänskligheten kunde anstränga sig lite mer. Jag menar, hur skönt vore det inte med medelhavsklimat i norden? Bara tanken kittlar min gomspalt.

Macbook Of Doom

I'm such a poor hard working artist. I can only afford macaronees with ketchup these days. I'm thinking of getting a Macbook Pro.

Old News

I know these videos are old as hell but I couldn't help myself, just had to post them. Other than that everything is under control. We've just hired some professionals to do the floors and some construction work in our new house. We're going to take advantage of something called "rotavdrag" which practically means that you get a 50% tax reduction! I picture myself in the garden drinking espresso, smoking a cigar and exploring the world wide web on my laptop.

Future Plans

I'd like to get my hands on one of those fightsticks from Mad Catz. Unfortunately they seem to be sold out everywhere for the moment. Looks pretty retro.

Street Fighter IV

I haven't been playing my xbox 360 that much the last six months or so but I have a feeling that's about to change. I recently bought Street Fighter IV and it's one of the best fighting game ever in my opinion. I'm not good at it, in fact I've lost about every single match but it's good old fashioned family entertainment.


I deleted my facebook account the other day. I realized that facebook sucks ass. I bet it's some kind of experiment by the government trying to control people and make them mentally ill and shit. I suggest that you do the same thing if you want to live healty and prosper.

Crystal Ashtray

I bought myself a new ashtray. You must have a crystal ashtray when you're smoking your cigar like a real gentleman. I've also been going through a bunch of wall paper catalogs. It's really hard to decide but I think I'll use something like this to my office. Can't wait to get started. You can find more information on our house project on our other blog: http://building-our-dream-house.blogspot.com/

A Day With Plec

A few weeks ago I decided to take a little road trip to Skara to visit my dear old friend mr Plec. One day full of laughs and ownage. Keep the coffee freash Plec, I'll be back.

Kusmi Tea and Father

Went to my very favourite store and bought some more of my very favourite tea. Kusmi Tea. I like how they look. I'm going to use them to decorate our new kitchen, just a little detail. Have only got four of them so far since they cost about 20 euros each. Oh, almost forgot... I bought a new ashtray for my cigar made out of crystal. One heavy bad ass son of a blind hooker. And some more cigars of course. Oh I almost forgot something else. Me and my wife visited my father, brother, and sister today. Haven't seen them for a few years so we had a great time, cathing up and all that kind of stuff. Thanks for letting us visit.

Koi Fish Sketch

Started on a sketch for a japanese koi fish painting today. I work with my Wacom intuos tablet and Adobe Photoshop. I started out by drawing a single koi fish. Then I created a new document and inserted two copies of the fish. I moved them around and resized a bit. Then I sketched up the water, rocks and some other shit. I posted a picture.