Tattoo Meltdown Melting Brain

Looks like I'm going to the Tattoo Meltdown convention this evening. It's very bad timing since I'm also moving this weekend. But what the fuck, Tattoo Meltdown is once a year and the apartment will still be there when I get back. If I can find an available tattoo artist I will finally get my hands done as well and that's an opportunity I just can't miss. I almost forgot, I'm doing a septum piercing tomorrow as well. I'll try to get my godforsaken digital camera to work, then I could posts some pictures from the event for you guys. I must try to get my keys first.

Damn what a stressful day. I've been on my cellular phone most of the time and now I finally got the fucking keys, hurray for me! And in a few hours it's of to Tattoo Meltdown. I'll try to get some sleep now, one hour or so would be sweet.

Keeper of the Keys

I'm still waiting for the keys from the landlord. I wish that the last tenant would get his thumb out of his ass and drop them off at the office. But I guess with my usual luck he has the keys in his greasey ass as well. I don't want to sound like a grumpy old bastard, it's just in my nature. If I do get the keys today I will celebrate with some good old fashioned scum wanking, you know when you smear porrage all over your face and wank off like it was the last day in your life.

Check out this fucking bicycle. Oh my fucking god. If you're crusing down the street with this bad ass you fucking own everyone. Truly a bike fit for a king. I can picture myself on it with my new sneakers and a fat cohiba cigar in my mouth. Obey me you worthless peasants!

Extreme home design

I have a confession to make. I love design, even though I look like a fat slob with no sence for fashion what so ever. I've always been interested in textures, colours, form, function and the harmony between them. My new apartment will be a masterpiece of destruction perfectly suited for gaming and watching pornographic movies. It will be fun to try compact living for a change. It's cheaper since you don't need so much furniture and it's a challange to come up with smart solutions. Still working on how to get a bedroom, recording studio and office in the same room.

A Gateway to Hell

I'm just waiting for the keys to the new apartment. Officially I don't get access to it until this weekend but with some luck I might get the keys tomorrow, fingers crossed. So I'm very busy today, loads of stuff to do, mostly packing and cleaning etc. Hopefully I'll get some time over to play my favourite game, N+. I've lost the battery charger to my digital camera as well, shit. Just my ordinary luck I guess. Otherwise I would have posted some really kinky pictures for you.

Hell yeah, I had time over for some true hardcore gaming. Played some N+ co-op with Joel over xbox live. Oh my god what ownage. Had some coffee with some friends as well.

The Way of the Ninja

I had some fun with Joel last night, yes I know what your perverted little brains are thinking about right now but I'm not speaking of advanced gay sex. I'm speaking about N+, The Way of the Ninja. A hilarious little game you'll find on xbox live arcade. A very simple game but extremely addictive. This games is a must for true gamers like myself. I love ass!

www.thewayoftheninja.org

Sushi from ass to mouth

I had some asian food last night. There's a new sushi bar in town and since I'm actually a real samurai I had to try it out. While we're on the subject I'd like to mention that I'm starting with mma training this year. My good friend and president of the lifestyle club of ownage, Joel will be my sparring partner and probably break my arm with a kimura. I can't wait for that bad ass mother to release his shredder upon me. If you want to see what mma is all about you must check out this video

I'm about to sell one of my xbox 360's to raise some cash. I won't be needing more than one in the new apartment, that's overkill. And I'm a very poor man at the moment and I need to support my addiction for cigars, sneakers and other very important stuff.

Hangover vs. sleepover

Ouch why the fuck did I have to drink all that wine last night. I think my head will explode any second. I'm going shopping for a pair of sneakers today, that should cure this fucking headache. To be continued.

I'm back from my little shopping adventure. I ended up with a pair of DC shoes and a bunch of audio CDs. I really hope I don't have to start with skateboards and shit now, lol. Seriously I love the shoes, comfortable as hell and full of high quality ownage. I also did my part in supporting the corrupted music industry. Why pay for something that you can get for free? Well, I don't know. But I actually do buy the CDs if I really like it. It kind of feels good, like you're supporting the band even though you're really supporting the big record companies. I'd like to see lower prices on albums and more money to the bands and large record companies executed.

Status report on D-day

I have everything under control and D-day is one week from now. I feel quite invincible to be honest. Not in a crack smoking psychosis kind of way but more that things are running smoothly. When I think about it, it's almost too smooth. I might have to smash my face with a big rock just to create some balance in my life.

Gears of War 2

Gears of War 2 Announced
Yeah motherfuckers! Looks like Gears of War 2 is comming out this november. I'm fed up on the first game, tired of all low life glitching kids. but this sequal looks sweet as sugare on a virgins ass. It would be cool if you could play like Leatherface, he really knows how to handle a chainsaw.

Deathrace 2000

As promised, a picture of my new car. Behold, the great white! Bringer of death and destruction. If you see this car on the road, beware! There's plenty of room in the trunk for a chainsaw, a six pack of beer and a midget with a funny hat. I wonder what to do with this day, I think I'll drag myself over to Tony´s for some coffee and maybe a sandwich.

Mr. Cohiba and Dr. Mengele

Do I have a luxurious evening to look forward to? You can bet your fucking ass I do. I got a fat Cohiba cigar, a bar of bittersweet Valhrona Noir Amer 71%. I also have some chocolate drink by Valrhona. This will be a religous experience. It will be like smoking baby jesus himself in a crack pipe. Speaking about religous experiences, I went to visit my dear old friend Peter last night. We had a long nice conversation about the grandfather of modern medicin. Then we laughed for hours. Oh yes, I'm expecting a visit from the president of the lifestyle club of ownage today. Unfortunately he got owned by his own xbox yesterday. The ring of death and destruction, google it if you don't know what it is.

Ok, here's the update for you. I just finished my little adventure. The cigar and the chocolate blended perfectly. It actually felt like I had a big sex orgy in my mouth.

Hanging out at Tony's

I went to Tony's café. A nice little place with some exellent coffee. I ended up in a conversation about tattoos with some folks. I tried to explain that the only reason that humans have skin is so that we can tattoo it. Damn, I must get some work done soon. I'd like to tattoo my hands, fucking sweet. I think I'll even start to work on a design today. I haven't been drawing for months now so it's about time. It's only 13 days left now until I move.

I'd like a nice fat cigar

I really wish I had a nice fat cigar to enjoy right now with a cup of coffee and maybe some fine Valrhona chocolate, 70% cacao or more. There's a combination fit for a king. Speaking of kings, I found a nice picture today. I look at this guy and wonder how to develop such pure ownage.

The art of nothing

One of those good days again, I'm not going to do anything today. I might watch a movie or two. Oh I promised to make a list of movies you should see, here it is in no particular order:

Begotten, 1991
Nekromantik, 1987
Dawn of the Dead, 1978
Cannibal Holocaust, 1980
Zombie Flesh Eaters, 1979
Men Behind the Sun, 1988

Recording vocals

I'm helping my good friend Oscar to record his demo. Pretty wicked stuff if you ask me. Anyway, he is coming over today to record some vocals. We'll probably drink way to much coffee as well, nice. I hope I get to play with his long hair again, sometimes I regret shaving my head. Maybe I can make me a wig from his hair, jolly good.

Facebook and the Curse

I have a facebook profile and I'm not proud of it. Facebook is probably the most overrated website ever. It's not userfriendly at all and it smells like shit and not in a good way. Hmm, fucking hell... my TFT monitor crashed yesterday. Now I have to get a new one, which I can't afford for the moment due to the fact that I just bought a car, and other expenses with the new apartment and shit. Makes you want to grab a chainsaw and cut of booth legs. I think I'm cursed... and I like it.

18 days and counting

Yup that's right. 18 days left now but it feels like a lifetime. I can't wait! I think I'll have to get rid of half my stuff though... I have three floors of junk and gear that must fit into a small apartment, a tricky equation for ya all to think about. But hey, as long as I have my guitar, computer, xbox and new rock boots I'm ok. By the way, I watched "Men behind the sun 4" yesterday and I can really recommend it. It's not as good as the first one, but still good family entertainment. I think I'll do a list on my blog with my favourite movies of ownage.

Coffee and New Rock Boots

Could things get any better? No, I don't think so. Right now I'm drinking coffee while listening to some kickass death metal. Don't have much to report today so I'll just post some pictures of my New Rock Boots. The first pair reminds me of the videogame "Gears of War". You can pretty much walkt through concrete walls with these. Quite dangerous to drive a car with them on. The second pair is more casual... sneakers.

The president of Ownage

I'm proud to announce that the president of the "Lifestyleclub of total ownage" is visiting me today. Hopefully he will be interested in my ideas about the fully evolved ownage that I'm working on. I'll give you an update on it later.

Just as I suspected, the ownage was complete. We laughed and laughed for hours, feeling the ownage around us. I will never forget this evening for as long as I live.

Welcome to the real world

It's exactly 25 days left now, until I move. It feels like everything is on hold until I settle into my new apartment so I can't wait to get this over with. There's lots of stuff to deal with right now, like fixing telephone and internet etc. and today I'll start packing. Hopefully it won't take too long before I get things up and running.

Weekend slacker

I'm just going to take it easy this weekend. Play some Gears of War, watch some good old zombie movies and sleep as much as possible. I think that sounds like a good idea.