I'm still waiting for the keys from the landlord. I wish that the last tenant would get his thumb out of his ass and drop them off at the office. But I guess with my usual luck he has the keys in his greasey ass as well. I don't want to sound like a grumpy old bastard, it's just in my nature. If I do get the keys today I will celebrate with some good old fashioned scum wanking, you know when you smear porrage all over your face and wank off like it was the last day in your life.
Check out this fucking bicycle. Oh my fucking god. If you're crusing down the street with this bad ass you fucking own everyone. Truly a bike fit for a king. I can picture myself on it with my new sneakers and a fat cohiba cigar in my mouth. Obey me you worthless peasants!
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Wank with meee pleaseeee
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