Offroad and The Lake

I decided to try some offroad driving with my old car. There's a lake here called Mjögasjön which is quite similar to Crystal Lake, where Jason Voorhees lives. The legend says that children was slaughtered here by some crazy drooling guy in a wheel chair. So me and my homie Tobiah packed some food and jumped into the car. The road... if you can call it a road, was a bit tricky and for a moment we thought we'd have to walk back home. I remembered to bring my camera so there's a few pictures below. The last picture is a bit artistic, it's me licking that juicy mustard with my eyes closed.

Sambuca Baileys

I'm in love with this godlike shot. Thank you Tobbe for introducing us to each other. The picture is taken about 10 minutes ago. I'm going to sleep like a little baby tonight. Wha more can I write about? Well, I think I've been playing way to much World of Warcraft lately. You can actually compare the addiction with crack and other heavy drugs. Because once you start play you're fucking screwed, maybe for life. Tomorrow I'll have to clean my apartment, go through bills and shit like that. Did someone tell me not to mix alcohol with medication? Huh, strange... when I look at the picture I just posted I see two chinese women laughing at me. Fuck, I'm going to bed and I'll probably erase this post tomorrow. Remember kids, stay off the hard shit.

No Money No Funny

I've got just as much money as a blind hooker with no legs. In other words, not much. But at least I have a blog where I can complain about it. So what's happening today? Waiting for my homie Oscar to drop by for some coffee after work. Other than that I just feel like shit. It's hot as hell outside and I've got a cold and a headache, nice combination.

The Legacy of Krull

Yes, thats right! We're running the only true guild in the realms of WoW. Of course, there're tons of guilds but no one can be compared to this. Our guild is a tribute to a mentally ill friend I once had. We Will cary The Legacy of Krull and bring death, pain and destruction upon our enemies.

Happy Fucking Birthday

Yes, happy fucking birthday to me!

Septum Photos

I just had to do a little photo session with my newest ball closure ring. I think I'll go a bit bigger in the future, I like it big the american way. I think I'll do some other piercings soon. I have big plans but nothing I can reveal right now, it's a surprise. Take it easy and stay real ffs!

World of Warcraft

Alright, I'll have to admit it. World of Warcraft is quite entertaining. At a first glimpse everything looks rather complicated and a bit unlogical but it really grows on you. Anyway, that old perverted looking man is my character and the other two are friends. My character is drooling and masterbating constantly and who wouldn't with two hot chicks like that. I don't think he will be getting any of that juicy elf pussy soon though because he's impotent. Look how sad he looks in that first picture.

Look What We Have Here

Finally! After weeks of agony. I've got my new ball closure rings for my septum piercing! Bloody hell, where's my manners. I just realized that I haven't posted any pictures of my new bathroom, I sincerely apologize for this behavior. Still, better late then never so check out the picture below and notice that I have a little guy surfing in my toilet seat. Surf's up dude! Tomorrow I think I'll take some photos of my guitar.

Skullfuck the Mailman

This is not something unusual in my world. I called the company where I ordered the ball closure rings and according to them they had sent me the stuff. I suspect that the mailman stole my gear. He looks quite suspicious with his binocular mask strapped around his face, or wait... that's just my neighbour. Anyway, they sent it again and hopefully they get it right this time around. Otherwise I have to create my own rings from used cock rings. That's all for now folks, I have to get back to my fusion song.

Searching the Web

I've been searching the web for fonts. It's for some album art I'm doing for a friend. I've also been working on a wicked fusion/jazz song, it´s not really my cup of tea but kind of interesting. Fuck, I'm still waiting on my ball closure rings for my septum piercing. If I don't get them tomorrow I might go berserk.

Guitar Tutorial Video

I didn't have time for any blogging yesterday because me and my dear companion Mr. Plec was working like hell with our instructional videos. Currently we're working on something called Basic Lead Guitar. I think I can post a little video clip later on. Yes indeed, I have a clip for you so sit back and enjoy. I uploaded the clip on YouTube and they convert the movie to save space, so the quality isn't the best.

ReValver MKIII Demo

I have been fooling around with ReValver MKIII today and I must say that it sounds really good. I've just scratched on the surface but I will buy this as as soon as possible. You'll find the demo through the link below. While we're speaking of buying things I wish I had more money to spend. In some ways I really hate money but you must have it in order to get more guitars, videogames and stuff.

http://www.peavey.com/products/revalver/index.cfm

Lake of Tears

I've been doing as little as possible during as loong time as possible today. Right now I'm listening to a local band called Lake of Tears. One of my favourite bands when I was growing up. They are still playing and I believe they just recently released their seventh album or something like that. Check them out if you're into rock music about mushrooms and pipe smoking. Not really sure if that's regular tobaco. Anyway, check out their second album called Headstones, 1995. Tomorrow I'll have to clean my apartment, wash some clothes etc. A friend of mine is coming to visit me on wednesday. I think I'll get my piercing jewelry tomorrow, I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Now I'm going listen to some music until I fall asleep. My Beyerdynamic head phones was a very good buy. Listening to music in these bad mothers is a religous experience, they're a piece of art. Just look at them for fucks sake!

Computer Crash

So it finally happened! My computer crashed. At times like these I'm very happy that I do regular backups. In fact, I did a backup a few days ago so I just had to re-install windows and copy the files. Windows can be quite annoying at times. I'm thinking of converting to mac instead. I just need to sell more cookies first so I can afford it. By the way, I went to a nightclub last night with my homie Tobiah and I didn't get totally wasted, this time I even remembered how I got home. I don't know if that's a good sign though. As usual I had to call everyone on my cellular phone and tell them what good friends they are and that we need to start a band. It's funny what alcohol can do with you. Next time I'll try to get the Circle of Ownage together to raise some hell.

A Headache Day

I've been having this annoying headache since I woke up this morning and it's just getting worse. I wonder if I have a brain tumor or if it's just baby jesus way of punishing me for all blasphemy. On top of this I have things to do today. I think I'll take a power nap, that should do the trick. I could drill a hole in my skull to release some of the preassure, but that's just a backup plan. Anyway, I've ordered some new ball closure rings for my septum piercing. I'll post some pictures when I get them.

Roadtrip to Statoil

It's about midnight over here and I'm going on a little road trip. I must get my hands on some delicious Ben and Jerry ice cream or I might go insane, again. I can already feel the taste fucking in my mouth. There, I'm back and I got the trunk full of ice cream. Pull my finger guys.
www.benjerry.com

Boosting My Apartment

I need to boost my apartment but it's just so fucking expensive with furniture. I could really need a new sofa for my livingroom and a dining table with chairs. When I think about it I could also use a new bed and some other furniture in the bedroom. Maybe I could pray to god and his son baby jesus. Since jesus was a carpenter maybe he could help me out with the table issue. Enough about that. Today I rocked out with some World of Warcraft. I tried to get my friend Tobiah to play with me but without success. I guess he was sleeping or something. Maybe he was doing something dirty? Anyway I got my homie Peter to play with me and what a session we had. We even slayed and raped women and children and took all their gold. I even managed to get some new cool weapons that I tried out on some cattle, you know cows and shit like that. That's all for now folks. Stay heavy and eat shit!

The Complete Ninja

I'm now a real ninja because I've mastered N+, The way of the ninja. 200 in gamerscore motherfucker! I guess you're wondering how to become a master like myself? The answer is, you don't. Now I've downloaded another game called Ikaruga. It's a kind of old school arcade shooter and it looks quite brilliant but oh my god, it's one of the hardest games I've ever played. Maybe even a bit too hard, even for a true gamer like me. By the way, I took out my septum for the first time today. It was a religous experience to blow your nose for the first time in months. It's healing well and I had no problem with putting it back in.

Re-Recording the Bass

I have been busy working on the final touches on the Cromonic tracks.

The Official Apology

The blog hasn't been updated for three days and I'm truly sorry for this but I've been practising on my guitar technique. A few more days and I should be back in business.