And the Results

I have been working with some new drawers and doors we bought to our old bookshelf. The color isn't 100% right. I had very poor lightning when I shot them. But you can see where I'm going. I've got a one way ticket to wonderland.

Assembling of Ikea

I've dedicated this day to assembling things from yesterdays Ikea run. I must say that Ikea rocks like a stabwounded midget on crack. I'll post some pictures when I'm done with everything. That way you can enjoy it just as much as I do. I'm glad that our appartment is coming along. Not much more to go before the ultimate ownage is unleashed.

Spellbound by the Lake

We went to Ikea today. On our way we passed a little lake. Luckely I had my camera with me and I'm very satisfied with the result. I've decided to call this pice of art "Spellbound by the Lake". I can almost see a John Bauer troll lurking around in the forrest.

Father Christmas

Christmas is soon over and a new year awaits. I'd like to thank you for visiting my blog this year and as a token of my appreciation I'd like to share some pictures of our home with you. Tomorrow we'll go to Ikea and pick up some more furniture. Todays word of wisdom, "If I could find my ownage so can you!". Happy hollidays!

Gears of War 2

I bought Gears of War 2 a few days ago. I've only been playing it for a couple of hours so I'm not going to give you a deep review of the game but I can tell you that it's a solid piece of work. I especially enjoy the new multiplayer game mode called "horde" where you and your team mates will have to slaughter waves of incoming locusts. Probably one of the best xbox games this year.

The Dark Knight

Yesterday we went to the local video store and picked up Batman The Dark Knight on blue-ray. According to voters on IMDB it's one of the best movies ever made. It must have been a different version of "The Dark Night" because what I watched sucked gloryhole. One of those movies where you realize that you've just wasted 120 minutes of your life and you'll never get them back. I wish I'd watched "Days of Our Life" instead. Enough about that.

Another World

I've decided that instead of switching language on this blog I'll create a new blog. Yes, Ownage of Midgetfuck will continue to spread ownage world wide.

Switching Language

This is a big day in my life. I'm going to switch language on my blog to Swedish. It's way easier to express yourself in your native language, så ät skit ni som inte förstår svenska.

High Definition Video

Yay I finally got my Blue Ray player! Haven't even unpacked it yet but I can already feel the power. This evening is going to be sweet! Just chill with my wife and watch some movie. Have to start collection Blue Ray discs now. We also ordered a surround system for the bedroom that should be arriving this week. Time to connect the ownage.

Wonders of WWW

I just stumbled upon the sickest forum I've even seen. It's some kind of gore/mondo/bizarre community website. No wonder the world is the way it is with sick fuckers like this running around. I think that viruses like HIV is a good thing. I hope that every single human gets infected with hiv and dies, including myself. Wait a minute, there are still soo much stuff I want to buy. I'm also planning on getting a sports car so we'll just have to wait with the dying part a bit longer. Anyway, I think most people agree with me that the human species is the most ferocious, brutal and egoistic animal of all.

Portrait of Flesh

Who's this gorgeus man looking at you? It's a self portrait for my new collection. This particular piece of art is called Portrait of Flesh. My original idea was to draw it on a 24 x 20 inch canvas in human feces and call it Portrait of Feces. But you know how it is. Sometimes the finished product is different from what you first had in mind. Tomorrow I'll celebrate my success in life with a bottle of champagne and a fat cigar.

Das Arbeiter Worker

Shave your pubic hair and get a job, like my father always used to tell me. I'm starting to work next month. It's about fucking time! I've been unemployed for all my life, time to start making some cash. I have to admit that I love doing nothing, spend all day in bed and play computer games all night long. But at the same time I want to be able to buy a new laptop if I want to, or a new electric guitar for example. Anyway I'm really looking forward to it. I feel much better mentally when I work. I'm on the right track in my life for a change. I'm leaving you now with today's word of wisdom from yours truly,

If challenged by a mentally challenged madman, be sure to win.

New Guitar Strings

I changed guitar strings the other day. About fucking time! It's been about a year since the last change, all rusty and shit. Right now I'm listening to some old Cromonic tracks on last.fm while drinking some orange juice. Speaking of online communitys I'd like to say that I really hate everything about facebook. I'll try to join some anti facebook club when I get around. Hmm, ordered some new toys last week. A Sony Blue-Ray player, a Tomtom GPS for my car and some other stuff and I really hope that I recieve them this week.

Christmas Cleaning

Father Christmas is lurking around with his thick beard of doom. We've started with the yearly christmas cleaning doing one room each day according to the old Swedish tradition. I also installed Microsoft Office 2007 today so now I got my laptop setup pretty much the way I want. Peace, Love and Ass too Mouth!

Organizing the Gear

I've spent the day organizing movies and xbox games. Nice to get rid of some cables and shit in the process. I'm thinking of buying a blue-ray player this week. It's about time, our old dvd player is acting wierd and when you have a 42" HD TV it feels like it's the right way to go. I also have to figure out a way to organize my home studio corner. Way too much gear and no space. I might sell some stuff to raise cash. There's no point in have gear that you never use.

Going North

I haven't been able to update the blog lately. Me, my wife and Devil decided to take a little trip. We rented a little cottage in northern Sweden. I've just managed to setup an internet connection with my mobile phone. Great success! There's tons of snow here and cold as hell. Keep it real!

Testing the EOS

We've been fooling around with the Canon EOS, trying to get a hang of it. My wife took this picture of Devil on the beach. I'd like to have a video camera as well, then me and Peter could record our own snuff movies and shit. How cool is that?! Perhaps it's one of those dreams that come true. We'll just have to wait and see what santa claus have to say about that.

Coffee, WoW and EOS

Yeah, I recieved my Canon EOS today and to top things of I also bought a coffee machine called King of Coffee. Now I'm just waiting for my friend Peter to arrive. We're going to drink some coffee, play wow and take some juicy gay pictures. I might be able to post some pictures later on.

Tone of Death

I've got a new workind audio interface now. Finally I'm alble to try cool stuff like Amplitube 2 Metal, Guitar Rig 3, ReValver 3 etc. At a first glance I'd have to say that I like ReValver the most, without a doubt. I think I'll buy it.

Crystal Lake

Went down to the lake with Liina and Devil and took some pictures. A nice day indeed with great weather. Can't wait until I get a new camera to fool around with. Anyway, I have to return my audio interface this week. Hopefully I'll get a new one and get everything working cause I really want to record some new tracks. Yes I'm talking about world domination.

Taking Some Pictures

I've decided that I deserve a Canon EOS system camera since I enjoy taking pictures and my old camera is shit. I wanted a good camera for as long as I can remember so I'll buy us one next week. Then I'll start posting loads of pictures on my blog. God Bless.

Bad Audio Interface

I got new audio interface the other day but it appears to be broken. I just get a lot of static noise but no sound, that sucks. Annoying when you get new gear and it doesn't work. Anyway, Devil is growling and running in his sleep right now. He's such a cute little devil.

The Vaio Experience

Great success! Today I recieved my Sony Vaio. I still need to install some applications and do some tweaking but I love it! It's like a piece of art. I've already tried WoW with excellent results.

Infection and Shopping

I have some kind of infection with fever and shit. I had to order a Sony Vaio laptop in order to feel some happiness and it worked. I'm happy again. Hopefully I'll recieve it within a few days so I can spread some wireless ownage once again. Time for bed now.

We welcome the Devil

So many things happening at the same time. Me and my wife have decided to move back together, nice! And I'd also like to welcome a new member of the von Porat family. A fifteen month old American Staffordshire Terrier. Oh my dear baby jesus what a sweet little devil. I will get some pictures for you tomorrow. Right now both my babys are sleeping in the bed and I'm about to join them. In fact, I can't think of anything that would make my life better right now. I'm just loving every bit of it. Stay tuned for some new pictures.

Computer Upgrade

I went to Netonnet with Liina today and ended up with a bunch of new computer components. So now I have an Intel dualcore @ 2,66 Ghz, 4 GB memory and GeForce 9600 GT graphics. I just tested World of Warcraft and the framerate is sick. So hopefully I'll finally be able to play Age of Conan with descent framerate.

The Royal Treatment

I've started to take care of my skin, every day I take a long sothing bath with aromatherapy and face mask. It's relaxing and very important if you want to look fresh and young like me. From now on my new nickname is "lazy eye babyface".

Thai Silk Adventure

Went with Joel to Thai Silk, a thai restaurant in Borås. We had a nice time and the food was good. Yes, I have to get a passport as soon as possible cause I'm planning a little vacation but more about that later.

Norwegian Samurai

Long time no see. I've been busy the last couple of days owning the norwegians. Yes, I've started to release my ownage on an international scale. However, now I'm back in Sweden. This evening we went to a asian restaurant for some sushi, suck me sideways... sushi is good. I added a picture for your pleasure when I'm eating some soup. A little something for your private porn collection maybe.

Borås Sightseeing

We went on a roadtrip today and ended up in my old hometown Borås. Had a really nice day, did some shopping and visited loads of different stores. Didn't get much sleep last night so I'm quite fucked up right now, but in a good way.

Merciless Gladiator Set

Finally, after endless hours of grinding battlegrounds in WoW I got the complete Merciless Gladiator set. To bad it will only be of any use until the next patch (WotLK), but still it's always nice when you achieve something. Not been doing that much today, anyway it's sunday and baby jesus wants us to take it easy on sundays. Tobiah came over for a cup of that good old fashioned coffee though.

MMORPG Showdown

I have been searching for the ultimate MMORPG, massive multiplayer online roleplaying game and found out that nothing will ever be able to compete with WoW. Still I really like Age of Conan and Warhammer Online but they just don't make it all the way. Though I think that Age of Conan will be awesome on xbox 360. Just picture yourself chillin in your livingroom in front of a big ass widescreen tv playing, sounds juicy doesn't it?

Ownage In Ullared

If you're from Sweden you probably experience a great deal of anxiety when you hear the word Ullared. It's one of the biggest shopping mauls and like a big ocean of people. Just to navigate and get from point A to B is quite a challange. However, if you manage to ignore all people it's not that bad. For example, I managed to find the Saw 1-4 DVD box and Warhammer Online amongst some other stuff. Looking forward to try Warhammer Online. I can't wait to try it out, I bet it's wicked!

Great Success

Yes we went to see Arn yesterday, and we had a fabulous evening! It's a totally different experience to go to a movie theatre versus staying home and watch a film. I'm not only talking about the difference in equipment and quality but also the atmosphere. You know, you get the biggest bad ass xxl popcorn and a big coke. Anyway, the movie was okay. Not like I would ever want to watch it again but it wasn't the worst two hours of my life either. The atmosphere was good and the company perect. Love you Liina! Hope we can go out again soon, I'd like to visit that Greek restaurant. Maybe I could convince Peter and Nicole to tag along as well.

Cinematic Experience

We're going to see Arn tonight, a Swedish movie. It's always nice to do stuff, not just spend every waken hour in front of your computer or tv. I also promised to help my wife with some furniture in her apartment, I'll probably sleep there tonight. I've been reading about a new guitar amp simulator software called Metal Amp Room. Developed by a swedish company called Softube and I have to say that it looks very promising. I demand you to check it out at www.softube.se

Gamertag on Blog

The other day I added my xbox live gamertag to my blog, if you wonder what that strange picture is doing there. I've not been doing too much today, just hanging out at my apartment. I think I'll watch some good movie now.

Bring me the Dough

I'm waiting for Tobiah to bring me some dough and hopefully we'll drink some coffee. I'm also proud to announce that Joel, the president of the Ownage Lifestyle Club is back in business. He's invested in a new Xbox 360 and will now continue to spread the ownage on xbox live. The old skull crashing gang will gather tonight, gears of war is on the menu. I've already started to warm up my chainsaw finger with stretching and breaking.

Godless Beauty

Went through my old record collection and found my old "Cemetary - Godless Beauty" album. Haven't listened to it for at least 10 years so it was a nice surprise. I think I'll do a cover when I have time.

Mental Retardation

I've been doing some research today. Did you know that a person must have an IQ below 70 to be considered to have a mental retardation? I didn't know that and I bet that neither did you. You are never to old to learn something new, at least that's what I told my grandfather when he told me he wanted to be a brain surgeon.

The Power of Guitars

It's raining tody. However, I've been fooling around with my guitar so it makes no difference. I recycled some melodies from older projects, I also added a little mp3 for your pleasure.

Recycled old melody

Trekking Shoes

I went shopping today with Eveliina and ended up with a pair of trekking shoes. Very comfortable, perfect for some powerwalking. But it's just so damn boring to walk alone. Perhaps I could load my mp3 player with some juicy stuff, It doesn't get as boring when you're listening to grindcore on full volume.

The Kharazan Raid

I did my first Kharazan raid last weekend and it was wicked. Found a good party to play with so everything went smooth. I got a new pair of epic boots, way better than my old ones so I'm happy with it. Enough about WoW, that fucking game is stealing my life from me.

Guitarhero Friday

Started this day with a big cup of McDonald's cappuccino and a fist full of vitamins. After a perfect breakfast like that I just had to masturbate my guitar. I fooled around with some old song I had and came up with a cool little guitarsolo. You can almost taste the vitamins. Check out the link in this post. Anyway, I'm going to chill today... maybe watch some tv, do the laundry, drink some more coffee. Hmm, I should find a good book to read. Don't make things complicated just calm the fuck down.

Listen to Guitarsolo

The Cleaning Day

It's one of those cleaning days. I'm turning the whole apartment upside down. Liina is helping me out this time so it's not as bad as it sounds. I'm on track with my diet again after a bad week. Well, not that bad actually but I didn't follow it exactly. I would like to blame my cold for that.

Midget Stalker

I've almost recovered from my cold, very nice!. Today we went to my mother in law, talked for a few hours and had some coffee so It was a pleasant evening indeed. Tonight we're going to watch some movies and chill. My wife's stalker kept sending her text messages last night, she thought it was creepy but I thought it was hillarious. Anyway I'm taking a bath now.

McDonald's Cappuccino

I'm relaxing in Liinas new sofa right now with a big cup of McDonald's Cappuccino listening to Iron Maiden and checking gamespot.com. I've played some Age of Conan and I don't know if I like it or not. Maybe it's a game that grows on you, but right now it feels kind of dull and boring. The world seems very gray and brown. I've only played for a few hours though and I thought WoW sucked ass too when I first tried it so I'll give it some time. I'm going to help Liina with some furnitures now, over and out.

Age of Conan

I got Age of Conan today so now I have yet another mmorpg to waste my precious time on. Haven't had time to test it yet though but I bet it's a really juicy game.

Fever of Destruction

I'm having a cold with fever and shit. When I think about it though, I feel kind of fucking fine. I've been playing some guitar, fooling around with a couple of songs I'm working on. I also did my first raid instance in world of warcraft. Notice the green glow on my polearm, finally got +35 agility enchanted on it. I also included an artistic masterpiece. Tomorrow I'll hopefully have a couple of documentaries to write about so stay tuned!

Surfing in the Sun

I'm sitting outside Liinas apartment right now, surfing the internet with a big cup of freshly brewed coffee by my side. I bet this is how it feels to be a persian king with their own harem of naked girls feeding them with grapes and wine. Hmm, maybe I should spend this evening with my guitar, I think it's about a week since I last played. Speaking of guitars, man I would like a second guitar. The Nunis is perfect in every way but I miss having a floyd rose with whammy bar.

Japanese Spiderman

If you're a spiderman fan I urge you to watch this video. You'll never be able to forgive yourself if you don't. I bet you've never seen spiderman with such elegant finess. Thanks to Pete for recomending this. Other than watching spiderman I've been playing some wow today, trying to skill my warrior dwarf.
http://www.hvideos.com/videos/Humor/Japanese_spiderman

Boost of Doom

We're spending the evening at Peters place. Me, Liina, Nicole and the man himself, "Crazy eye Pete". A perfect saturday evening with world of warcraft and coffee while listening to Alestorm, good fucking pirate metal. So I guess you could say that we're just spreading the ownage once again.

Metal and Audio Players

I've been trying a new audio player for windows called Foobar 2000. If you want some stylish, futuristic looking application you should look for something else because Foobar 2000 looks like something you'd run under windows 3.11. Still, it's way better than anything I've tried before. Just read about it if you're interested.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foobar2000
http://www.foobar2000.org

Blog of Ownage

I've been blogging for almost eight months now. That's amazing! Eight months just writing about nothing at all. But in most cases that's what blogging is all about... people writing garbage that noone gives a shit about. Blogs can be interesting as well, like majornelsom.com. It's a very interesting blog if you own a microsoft xbox 360. Though, I think it qualifies as cheating because the guy works at microsoft and can deliver the latest hardcore news. It must be easier to write when you have something to write about. Anyway, I visit his blog frequently, it's good shit.

Be Nice to Orcs

Been busy today helping Liina with her apartment. I also went walking with Oscar, that silly old shit smearing bastard. And to top things of I also played some World of Warcraft. Oh, I also created a new horde character called Gonore. He's one sick mental fucker, perfect for some good old ganking. I added a screenshot for your pleasure, enjoy!

The Culinary Arts

Tonight I've been on a culinary journey. We visited the greek restaurant and o'boy was it juicy. My taste buds where having a fucking gangbang in my mouth. Afterwards we went to see Hancock. I'm not much of a Will Smith fan but the movie was good. Can't help it but I always come to think of fresh prince in bel air when I see Will Smith and that just makes me want to run a screwdriver through my head. Still, I have to admit that I really liked I am Legend. I have a thing for post apocalyptic movies. One of my dreams is to experience Dawn of the Dead in real life.

Restaurant and Cinema

We're going out for dinner this evening at a greek restaurant and we're going to see Hancock. I haven't been to the movies for a while so this could be really fun. Good old fashioned family entertainment with some popcorn and diet coke. And tomorrow I'll go walking with Oscar again. By the way, I have a mountainbike for sale.

No More Pictures

I've been spending this evening with Oscar, playing some "1942: Joint Strike" on my xbox 360. And of course he had to bring the Cannon EOS and I just had to fool around with it. So here's another set of pictures on my kitchen and living room, lol. I promise no more pictures of my apartment for a while.

The Orchid and Liina

My wife bought me an orchid today and I think it fits perfectly in my kitchen window. Not that much happening today, just been chilling with Liina. Oh yes, even the sunset was purple today, no photoshop tricks.

Canon EOS Camera

Oscar was here today with a Canon EOS digital system camera and of course we had to take some pictures just to compare it with my old camera. So now I have to get a new camera, haha. Damn you Oscar! We also went for a powerwalk. My legs feel like overcooked spaghetti.

Window Cleaning Day

The title says it all. I'm cleaning my windows today, not the funniest thing but it needs to be done and I'm kind of a window cleaning pro. I've got a new dining table from Ikea but unfortunately I haven't found any matching chairs yet but hopefully I'll get a new set of chairs within the next few weeks. I don't know if it's because I'm getting old but there is nothing better than reading the newspaper in the morning with a newly brewed cup of coffee in the kitchen. Or, when I think about it... there's quite a lot of things that are better, but it's still pretty fucking good.

Hardcore Workout

I'm beginning to see some results from my diet and all the exercise. Walking for 45 minutes 3 times a week and for 30 minutes twice every day. Next week I'll start with 1 hour power walks. I've quit all sugar, no candy, no ice cream, no coke, no sugar in the coffee etc.

Messing With the Wrong Guy

I love this video. Two fucking idiots messing with the wrong guy and his girlfriend and get owned. Too bad he didn't beat them to death.

Time to Throw in the Towel

Things haven't been easy the last month. My wife has found a new lover but can't make up her mind if she wants me or that other guy. She's said that she thinks most things about him suck, like what kind of music he listen to, his style and that his brain is kind of slow. But she fell in love with his body. I think he works out and I know she has a thing for men with muscles. I've given her way too many chances. I guess that I was hoping for her to change her mind but this is getting ridiculus. I don't have time to play her games anymore. Anyway, I'd like to point out that I have no harsh feelings and I wish her all the best with her new relationship. By the way, I'm on the market now so if you know any horny bitches you know where to send them. Keep on rocking motherfuckers!

The Documentaries

Lately I've been watching some very interesting documentaries and if you're into interesting stuff you should check out them out.

Gizmo! (1977)
Modify (2005)
The King of Kong (2007)
Black Tar Heroin (2000)
Philosophy of a Knife (2008)
The Man Who Ate His Lover (2004)

Good Old Fashioned

I've been listening to some good old fashioned music this evening. It's awesome to put on a pair of headphones and just don't give a fucking shit about anything. Tonight I've been listening to some really good shit like Kansas, The Beatles, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin among others. Oh yes, It's been a week since I quit eating sugar. I believe it's one of the smartest things I've ever done. When I eat sugar I'm constantly hungry. But the last few days I haven't been hungry at all.

Luxurious Gathering

I have collected all the necessary ingredients for a luxurious evening. Peter is coming over with a bunch of Ben and Jerrys to play some WoW. Hopefully I'll be able to get some new epic gear for my level 70 hunter. I've also got a hold of some interesting documentaries, I can't wait to watch them. I'll have to get back to you with a report on that.

Guitar Shred

I've been working on a new tune. I got some inspiration the other day when I was listening to some of my childhood heroes, Tony MacAlpine, Joey Tafolla, Jason Becker etc. Tried to get kind of an early 90's shred vibe to it. I'll try to post some audio for you within the next few days. Ok, I'm off to drink some coffee.

Unique Dolls

Sometimes you find special and unique products. If you always wanted a doll with Down Syndrome I suggest that you visit this website. This doll is called Francesca and enjoys flowers, animals and painting in Northern Europe. And they also have a doll called Gabriela that loves to watch sailboats. Be sure to check out their website, you might find something you fancy. Anyway, I'm going to sleep for a couple of hours now.


http://www.downsyndromedolls.com

Hate, Better than Sadness

It really sucks being sad. It's kind of a relief when sadness turns into pure genuine hate. I'm generally a very nice person so it takes quite a lot for me to start hating someone or something. However, I believe in karma and that you reap what you sow. If you make others unhappy through harsh words, insult, ill-treatment, cruel acts, oppression, etc., you sow unhappiness like a seed; and it will give you the fruit of pain, suffering, misery and unhappiness. I'd like to point out that I don't have any religious beliefs but if you treat people like shit sooner or later someone is going to fuck you up as well, hopefully.

Nuclear Winter

A Nuclear winter is a hypothetical global climate condition that is predicted to be a possible outcome of a large-scale nuclear war. It is thought that severely cold weather can be caused by detonating large numbers of nuclear weapons. The dust clouds would block out much of the sun's light, causing surface temperatures to drop drastically. I haven't been able to figure out why this hasn't been done yet. It's so fucking hot right now that your face starts to melt in the sun.

Key Ingredients to Ownage

So I finally experienced a higher form of ownage. I'd like to share the key ingredients if someone else is interested. However I'd like to point out that for maximum results this must be done to you by someone that you really care about. Only then the Circle of Ownage is complete.

A Liar
A lie (also called prevarication) is a type of deception in the form of an untruthful statement with the intention to deceive, often with the further intention to maintain a secret or reputation, to protect someone's feelings from getting hurt, or to avoid punishment. To lie is to state something one believes is false with the intention that it be taken for the truth by someone else. A liar is a person who is lying, who has previously lied, or who tends by nature to lie repeatedly.

Betrayal
A form of deception or dismissal of prior presumptions, is the breaking or violation of a presumptive social contract (trust, or confidence) that produces moral and psychological conflict within a relationship amongst individuals, between organizations or between individuals and organizations. Often betrayal is the act of supporting a rival group, or it is a complete break from previously decided upon or presumed norms by one party from the others.

Fatality
In the Mortal Kombat series of fighting games, a Fatality is a special finishing move that can be used against one's opponent at the end of the final match. When the announcer says "Finish Him/Her," the player can choose to kill him or her through a fatality move.

Offroad and The Lake

I decided to try some offroad driving with my old car. There's a lake here called Mjögasjön which is quite similar to Crystal Lake, where Jason Voorhees lives. The legend says that children was slaughtered here by some crazy drooling guy in a wheel chair. So me and my homie Tobiah packed some food and jumped into the car. The road... if you can call it a road, was a bit tricky and for a moment we thought we'd have to walk back home. I remembered to bring my camera so there's a few pictures below. The last picture is a bit artistic, it's me licking that juicy mustard with my eyes closed.

Sambuca Baileys

I'm in love with this godlike shot. Thank you Tobbe for introducing us to each other. The picture is taken about 10 minutes ago. I'm going to sleep like a little baby tonight. Wha more can I write about? Well, I think I've been playing way to much World of Warcraft lately. You can actually compare the addiction with crack and other heavy drugs. Because once you start play you're fucking screwed, maybe for life. Tomorrow I'll have to clean my apartment, go through bills and shit like that. Did someone tell me not to mix alcohol with medication? Huh, strange... when I look at the picture I just posted I see two chinese women laughing at me. Fuck, I'm going to bed and I'll probably erase this post tomorrow. Remember kids, stay off the hard shit.

No Money No Funny

I've got just as much money as a blind hooker with no legs. In other words, not much. But at least I have a blog where I can complain about it. So what's happening today? Waiting for my homie Oscar to drop by for some coffee after work. Other than that I just feel like shit. It's hot as hell outside and I've got a cold and a headache, nice combination.

The Legacy of Krull

Yes, thats right! We're running the only true guild in the realms of WoW. Of course, there're tons of guilds but no one can be compared to this. Our guild is a tribute to a mentally ill friend I once had. We Will cary The Legacy of Krull and bring death, pain and destruction upon our enemies.

Happy Fucking Birthday

Yes, happy fucking birthday to me!

Septum Photos

I just had to do a little photo session with my newest ball closure ring. I think I'll go a bit bigger in the future, I like it big the american way. I think I'll do some other piercings soon. I have big plans but nothing I can reveal right now, it's a surprise. Take it easy and stay real ffs!

World of Warcraft

Alright, I'll have to admit it. World of Warcraft is quite entertaining. At a first glimpse everything looks rather complicated and a bit unlogical but it really grows on you. Anyway, that old perverted looking man is my character and the other two are friends. My character is drooling and masterbating constantly and who wouldn't with two hot chicks like that. I don't think he will be getting any of that juicy elf pussy soon though because he's impotent. Look how sad he looks in that first picture.

Look What We Have Here

Finally! After weeks of agony. I've got my new ball closure rings for my septum piercing! Bloody hell, where's my manners. I just realized that I haven't posted any pictures of my new bathroom, I sincerely apologize for this behavior. Still, better late then never so check out the picture below and notice that I have a little guy surfing in my toilet seat. Surf's up dude! Tomorrow I think I'll take some photos of my guitar.

Skullfuck the Mailman

This is not something unusual in my world. I called the company where I ordered the ball closure rings and according to them they had sent me the stuff. I suspect that the mailman stole my gear. He looks quite suspicious with his binocular mask strapped around his face, or wait... that's just my neighbour. Anyway, they sent it again and hopefully they get it right this time around. Otherwise I have to create my own rings from used cock rings. That's all for now folks, I have to get back to my fusion song.

Searching the Web

I've been searching the web for fonts. It's for some album art I'm doing for a friend. I've also been working on a wicked fusion/jazz song, it´s not really my cup of tea but kind of interesting. Fuck, I'm still waiting on my ball closure rings for my septum piercing. If I don't get them tomorrow I might go berserk.

Guitar Tutorial Video

I didn't have time for any blogging yesterday because me and my dear companion Mr. Plec was working like hell with our instructional videos. Currently we're working on something called Basic Lead Guitar. I think I can post a little video clip later on. Yes indeed, I have a clip for you so sit back and enjoy. I uploaded the clip on YouTube and they convert the movie to save space, so the quality isn't the best.

ReValver MKIII Demo

I have been fooling around with ReValver MKIII today and I must say that it sounds really good. I've just scratched on the surface but I will buy this as as soon as possible. You'll find the demo through the link below. While we're speaking of buying things I wish I had more money to spend. In some ways I really hate money but you must have it in order to get more guitars, videogames and stuff.

http://www.peavey.com/products/revalver/index.cfm

Lake of Tears

I've been doing as little as possible during as loong time as possible today. Right now I'm listening to a local band called Lake of Tears. One of my favourite bands when I was growing up. They are still playing and I believe they just recently released their seventh album or something like that. Check them out if you're into rock music about mushrooms and pipe smoking. Not really sure if that's regular tobaco. Anyway, check out their second album called Headstones, 1995. Tomorrow I'll have to clean my apartment, wash some clothes etc. A friend of mine is coming to visit me on wednesday. I think I'll get my piercing jewelry tomorrow, I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Now I'm going listen to some music until I fall asleep. My Beyerdynamic head phones was a very good buy. Listening to music in these bad mothers is a religous experience, they're a piece of art. Just look at them for fucks sake!

Computer Crash

So it finally happened! My computer crashed. At times like these I'm very happy that I do regular backups. In fact, I did a backup a few days ago so I just had to re-install windows and copy the files. Windows can be quite annoying at times. I'm thinking of converting to mac instead. I just need to sell more cookies first so I can afford it. By the way, I went to a nightclub last night with my homie Tobiah and I didn't get totally wasted, this time I even remembered how I got home. I don't know if that's a good sign though. As usual I had to call everyone on my cellular phone and tell them what good friends they are and that we need to start a band. It's funny what alcohol can do with you. Next time I'll try to get the Circle of Ownage together to raise some hell.

A Headache Day

I've been having this annoying headache since I woke up this morning and it's just getting worse. I wonder if I have a brain tumor or if it's just baby jesus way of punishing me for all blasphemy. On top of this I have things to do today. I think I'll take a power nap, that should do the trick. I could drill a hole in my skull to release some of the preassure, but that's just a backup plan. Anyway, I've ordered some new ball closure rings for my septum piercing. I'll post some pictures when I get them.

Roadtrip to Statoil

It's about midnight over here and I'm going on a little road trip. I must get my hands on some delicious Ben and Jerry ice cream or I might go insane, again. I can already feel the taste fucking in my mouth. There, I'm back and I got the trunk full of ice cream. Pull my finger guys.
www.benjerry.com

Boosting My Apartment

I need to boost my apartment but it's just so fucking expensive with furniture. I could really need a new sofa for my livingroom and a dining table with chairs. When I think about it I could also use a new bed and some other furniture in the bedroom. Maybe I could pray to god and his son baby jesus. Since jesus was a carpenter maybe he could help me out with the table issue. Enough about that. Today I rocked out with some World of Warcraft. I tried to get my friend Tobiah to play with me but without success. I guess he was sleeping or something. Maybe he was doing something dirty? Anyway I got my homie Peter to play with me and what a session we had. We even slayed and raped women and children and took all their gold. I even managed to get some new cool weapons that I tried out on some cattle, you know cows and shit like that. That's all for now folks. Stay heavy and eat shit!

The Complete Ninja

I'm now a real ninja because I've mastered N+, The way of the ninja. 200 in gamerscore motherfucker! I guess you're wondering how to become a master like myself? The answer is, you don't. Now I've downloaded another game called Ikaruga. It's a kind of old school arcade shooter and it looks quite brilliant but oh my god, it's one of the hardest games I've ever played. Maybe even a bit too hard, even for a true gamer like me. By the way, I took out my septum for the first time today. It was a religous experience to blow your nose for the first time in months. It's healing well and I had no problem with putting it back in.

Re-Recording the Bass

I have been busy working on the final touches on the Cromonic tracks.

The Official Apology

The blog hasn't been updated for three days and I'm truly sorry for this but I've been practising on my guitar technique. A few more days and I should be back in business.

The Sloppy Fingers

I played some guitar yesterday and it was a bit frustrating because my fingers was like a bunch of sloppy cocks slapping the frets. I definitivly need to do some exercising before I start with the upcoming guitar tutorial videos. So, back to the old metronome once again. By the way, did I mention that I love my J.Nunis guitar? It got so much power it's ridiculous. It's like if someone slaps you in the face with a big chunk of maggot infested meat. Wicked stuff in other words.

Where's the Nightlife?

Oh my god I wish it was friday and I had loads of cash. Unfortunately that's not the case because I'm broke like a whore with leprosy and will continue to be so until next week. Then I'm taking the first best taxi into town and hopefully I can convince my homies to come along. If I'm lucky they might play better music this time instead of that fucking dance shit.

Midgets are Funny

Thank you USA! Now we get to laugh at these midgets. This is top notch family entertainment! The crowd goes nuts! Unleash humiliation upon these midgets! After seeing this I'd like to see a midget version of the UFC (ultimate fighting championship). Enough about that. I'm waiting on my homie Joel to turn up. He promised to bring me a new peg leg.

Over the Hangover

Allright, way too much fucking around the last few days. I don't have time for this shit so now I will focus on what's important and right now the most important thing is the project I'm working on with my good old friend Mr. Plec. Our little project has so much potential. It's definitely a once in a life time opportunity. You hear that Plec? We have to step it up a notch.

Please Euthanize Me

From Wikipedia, "Euthanasia is the practice of medically-assisted death. It is illegal in most countries". Yes I have the hangover of death. I had a good time though, I think. At least from what I can remember. It´s now 4 p.m. and I'm still in bed and hopefully I can stay here for the rest of my life. One thing I remember is the music, it sucked ass.

Getting Fucking Drunk

Looks like this friday could be quite interesting. I'm going out with a couple of friends to different clubs and pubs to celebrate my wifes birthday. And I have so much fucking booze in my apartment, it's redicolous. I'm going to get so fucking waysted. I'll have a hangover for a month after this one.

Pornography and Rain

Someone must have been worshiping and dancing because it's raining like hell over here. It's just one of those days when you must download as much pornography as possible and hope for the best. Most pron sucks though, too little stab wound fucking these days.

Graphics and Music

As some of you might have noticed I have been playing around with the graphics on this blog. Other than that I have been working like hell on my new project, Podtone. It's a company that provides high quality tutorials with focus in the music industry. I've been working with the web design and layout and now I'm also writing material for a guitar instructional video. Podtone will be open to the public as soon as we have put some more material together. It will be very interesting to see what kind of respons we get. It's bedtime, see you on the other side.

The Power of Septum

Have you ever seen such a gorgeous looking guy? No, I didn't think so. I played around with photoshop and came up with this artistic looking piece of art. Maybe I could sell t-shirts with this print or big posters. Enough about that. I'm quite busy today. I have so much stuff to do that I don't have time to blog about it. I'll check in later.